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About Me

well im me, you either know me or you dont....... can be a bit dumb when i feel like it, sometimes its not meant. * * i have decided to buy part of England to create my own country (the great state of Boredonia.) donate now to ensure your place there, the laws of Boredonia are in my last few blogs. i have also proclaimed myself president of Boredonia there will be room for other people in Boredonia but you will have to donate to get a good standing within the Boredonia societity. * * CLICK HERE TO Tell me what you really think of me!go on tell me exactly what you think of me, it's annonymous....* * * *if you dont know me then take time to do so
Create your own Friend Test here * ** *
* * IF YOUR IN A BAND DONT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE, BECAUSE FROM NOW ON IM ONLY GOING TO REPLY WITH A SIMPLE QUESTION "DO YOU LIKE TO SUCK COCK?", because thats the only way im adding any bands to my friends list..... ask me to add you more than once in a week and i'll feed you to Eejiiitt the blue Boredonian tiger. * * (a new thing i joined, join up,) http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=530415 * *
adopt your own virtual pet! * * the lesser spotted purple monkey dishwasher, native to Boredonia...... its only know predator is the dreaded purple penguins, but thankfully due to global warming the purple penguins have swam south until the next iceage. both can be found as rare specimins in zoos. their main food is beer stained peanuts & crisps, they love alcohol of all kinds. * *
adopt your own virtual pet! * * Eejiiitt the rare blue Boredonian tiger, only a few remain in captivity, the rest dyed their fur and moved into zoo's for free food and drink, and free publicity & plenty of potential mates due to the lower numbers of tigers. there are a few left who have never liked the orange of normal tigers and live in the wild, main foods are musicians who annoy the president of Boredonia or porn bots who spam everything. * *

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* * * "And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit." * *

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the devil with a loaded shot gun ....... those who know who the devil is will not be surprised at this. Billy Connolly, most of the WWE stars, Marilyn Manson, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, GOD, the real DEVIL and not mr bon jovi, Kevin Smith. loads more but i cant think at the moment.the President of Boredonia..... seems like a nice guy.
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30 things to do before i'm 30?

this was going to be a facebook note as well, but sadly thats down at the moment, but i'll update both once its done.suggestions please.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:49:00 GMT

uhhh

i'm not dead just getting used to this new laptop, and addicted to facebook, and my 360.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:40:00 GMT

uhhmm i'm not dead..... yet

this is what i want to be when i do eventually die in 5 billion years, and get re-incarnated on earth number 47. (i'm surprised my computer actually let me ost this... it usually wont let me near mysp...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:28:00 GMT

i’m not dead...

just cant be arsed with going on the computer which runs slow and crashes a lot, and the laptop doesnt seem to like myspace (bloody dating site adverts.) still working in the un-nameable shop, being p...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:36:00 GMT

just so you all know

from wednesday i wont be online until late thursday, wont be in blackburn either. the funeral is thursday at 1:15pm so an hour for that and then god knows how long it'll take to get back (but roughly ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:26:00 GMT

well...

for those of you who: passed on your condolence's, kept me sane, keppt my mind working on something other than the crap from this week either on here or facebook, acknowlegeded me, listened to me bitc...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:22:00 GMT

what a shit day

due to works "no mention of work in any blog, good or bad no mentions." policy i cant go into why i've had a shit day at work, but i can say why i've had it turn worse, my grans died and i'll have to ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:35:00 GMT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i'm being haunted again, by the evil one. on saturday night out of the last 23 songs, 16 of them were bon satan.... and the juke box was on random..... random but stuck on bon j........ go to bed las...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:47:00 GMT

Boredonian national census

must be filled in by all Boredonian citizens or people reading official Boredonian memo's/blogs. 1.) name? 2.) sex? 3.) childerblaines/children? 4.) number of nipples living in your domicile? 5.) do y...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:35:00 GMT

now this sucks

this really does suck the back to the future set pretty much gutted, its a loss of a good chunk of history weather you like the movies or not, like gremlins? watch both back to the future & gremli...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:08:00 GMT