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I'M A MAN OF MULTIPLE PASSIONS. I LOVE THE BEACH. I LOVE COOKING BREAKFAST IN BED FOR MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY STAY THE NIGHT. MY DOG IS OFTEN THE BENEFICIARY OF THIS GESTURE. LIFE IS NOT A COCKTAIL FOR THE MEEK. YOU COSMIC WALLFLOWERS WITH YOUR CHAIN OF T.G.I.FRIDAYS, BAD CHILI ON SOGGY FRIES WITH DOMESTIC BEER DRINK BE DAMNED ON THIS SIDE OF KELLY CLARKSON. COME TO MY CORNER OF THE WORLD WHERE NO PASSPORT IS NEEDED, NO LUGGAGE IS CHECKED, UNLESS YOUR A JIHAD LOVING MIDDLE AGED ANGLO SAXON GRANDMOTHER OF THREE WITH A CASSEROLE BURNING AND TWO SONS STRADDLING THE NARROW COFINES OF MIDDLE MANAGEMENT AT WAL-MART THEN YOUR FINE. I LOVE WOMEN. I'M SWEET ON THE OPPOSITE SEX WHICH SOMETIMES LEADS TO THE OPPOSITE OF SEX. WHICH IS FRIENDSHIP. WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP ? IS IT SOME ILL FATED VESSEL DOOMED TO ETERNALLY SAIL THE SEA OF INDIFFERENCE? WHATEVER IT IS I'M AT IT'S BOW AND I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! GO ICEBERG. BUSH IS A MYOPIC JERK. CRAWFORD, TX MILK CARTONS STATE A VILLAGE WIDE SEARCH FOR THEIR IDIOT. THE ARUBA POLICE ARE HOT ON THE CASE. SO ARE THE TEXAS RANGERS, AND WHY NOT THEY AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE IN THE STANDINGS. I LOVE L.A., BUT I'M CHEATING ON HER WITH SAN FRANCISCO. DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE ANGEL, BUT FRANNIE......OHHHH FRANNIE. IT'S THOSE LITTLE VARIANCES, OFTEN UNDETECTABLE TO THE NAKED PALATE THAT ATTRACTED ME. NO, I'M FULL OF IT, IT'S MORE OBVIOUS THAN THAT. IT'S DODGERS VS GIANTS, COLLAGEN VS GRANOLA, HAIR EXTENSIONS VS FOLLICLES AU NATURAL, HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD VS FUCK HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!! I'M DOING IT......I'M MOVING TO SAN FRANCISCO!!!!! MAYBE I'LL SUPPORT MYSELF BY SELLING STAR MAPS ON THE HAIGHT.This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile EditorI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse Prieto
Birthday: 7-7-75
Birthplace: Boston
Current Location: North Hollywood
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9'' ( 6'2'' in shoes. )
Right Handed or Left Handed: Proud Lefty.
Your Heritage: French, Spanish, Italian, and Native American.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My fancy ones.....with them laces.
Your Weakness: Chubby girls. Beer. Chubby girls with Beer bellies.
Your Fears: The tea cups.
Your Perfect Pizza: So hawd tah getta goo' pie.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sell a screenplay or teach a monkey to sing.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who the hell were you again?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair. Legs. Perky Bosom.
Your Bedtime: I am a man of few limits. I can't read or tell time!
Your Most Missed Memory: Watching the Sox win the series last year.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: The dollar menu will lead to my demise.
Single or Group Dates: Single. Intimacy is paramount.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Unless your looking to unload a crate. Who cares!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino. It's the foam dude.
Do you Smoke: Is this a trick question?
Do you Swear: Why use a lighter when you can use a blowtorch.
Do you Sing: Like a very caffeinated bird.
Do you Shower Daily: Calendar days?
Have you Been in Love: Oh Sweet amore!
Do you want to go to College: Law School.
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: Clearly.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in the trunk of a buick with Jersey plates.
Do you think you are Attractive: Good God I'm Gorgeous!!!!!
Are you a Health Freak: I drink and smoke. Are you stupid?
Do you get along with your Parents: Parents? I don't need no stinkin' parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure. Bring on the locusts.
Do you play an Instrument: Bass & drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course. I ate too. Occasionally I breathe.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Okay.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yah man.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Orange Julius' for everyone.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: While watching Sisterhood of the traveling pants.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: They said it was sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: They said it was a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: In a huge bucket of cream o' wheat.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: With cement boots.......they didn't float!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Only when I'm sober
Ever been called a Tease: By the recruitment wing of The Hells Angels.
Ever been Beaten up: By a kangaroo.....it was close.
Ever Shoplifted: It only counts if you get caught.........yes.
How do you want to Die: I'm gonna die?????????
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't grow up I'm a Toys R' kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: France.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: 5'1'' to 5'8''
Weight: Not important.
Best Clothing Style: Jean skirts and sun kissed gams.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ask Mr.Thompson.
Number of CDs I own: A stack about oh....yay high.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything I did before yesterday.

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