Everything i know, I've learned from Star Wars. |
1. Never trust men in dark helmets.
2. It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
3. When all else fails....jump!
4. Sometimes, you've just gotta do somethi...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:08:00 GMT |
Life Lessons i learned from the Golden Girls |
* The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.
* Flirting is part of a Southern gal's heritage.
* You really should keep that back door locked, or any idiot could walk in.
* You c...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:59:00 GMT |
WHAT THE FUDGE!!!??????????? |
Ok, so.. yes, my brother-in-law is one of the most ungrateful, rudest, whiniest bitches I've ever met!
He seriously, NEVER does what he's told and makes plans without asking
his mother (then TELLS ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:26:00 GMT |
History of Dime, part 2 |
So, yeah... this little globular mass of slime was, indeed, a kitten. I opened up the yucky sack and the little thing plopped out. He was orange and white, and OH SO CUTE! I don't remember exactly, b...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:59:00 GMT |
Histoy of Dime, Part 1 |
I just thought i would be all sentimental and shit and write about my little dime, while i was sitting here thinking about him anyway.... I found dime on May 5th, 2003... in the abandoned trailer that...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:45:00 GMT |
Boo fucking hoooo |
Continued from last night....What the ef hole!?So, this morning i step outside for my morning coffee and cigarette, and Dave comes out ans stars talking to me like nothing happened.Then said "by the w...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:38:00 GMT |
one inch from insanity |
Ok. So i'm about to flip my fucking lid. I mean, how can someone really be THAT much of an asshole!??? For those of you who know me, you know who i'm talking about... My mother-in-law's fucking boyfri...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:07:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris RULES! |
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his
closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he
gets the information he wants....
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:13:00 GMT |
A Treatise |
a peek into:A Treatise on the Sociopsychological Impacts Suffered,....
Due to the Idiocracy of Man....
(based on my experience and
opinion)
there's a fine line between trash comedy
pap...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:22:00 GMT |
"The Beginning" |
Oscar & Ollie "The Beginning"November 10th 2008
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:45:00 GMT |
