About Me
STEViE;
-My name is Estevania and it's very likely you can't pronounce it properly because you fucking suck.
-I go by; Stevie, Stev, Starr, Alice, and preferably CUNT.
Call me whatever the fuck you want, just like i call you an UGLY FUCKING LOSER.
-I'm foreign.
I was born in Colombia.
-I consume alot of drugs, and i smoke vast amounts of cigarettes every day.
-I'm not mean, i'm just not nice.
-I'm sort of dark.
-I model, ish, but i'm not THAT attractive. Seriously, get over it. And i'm not saying so, so that you're like; OMFGZZZZ STEVIE STARR, YOU'RE LIKE SO BEAUTIFUL/ GORGEOUS/ PERFECT/ , FOR SERIOUS, LIKE OMGGGG, I WANT YOUR LEGS. DO MY MAKEUP, KAYZZZ.
Maybe if you stopped looking like a fucking shitface, and you weren't so carved into my image..
You should just suck on my middle finger.
I know you want to.
-I'm into allegorical writing, metaphysics, and esoterics.
-What most people seem to have forgotten is;
I'M THE ONLY FUCKING ONE WHO KNOWS THE DISTINCTION OF STEVIE AND STEVIE.
-I'm a makeup nazi.
I wear too much fucking makeup& i love it.
-I have the best fucking friends in the world; fuck with them, and i'll piss on your face/ mouth.
-I have no eyebrows.
-I'm rather introvert.
And i've already realized what complete shit everyone else is.
-I'm vile, and i ruin who i love.
-I FUCKING HATE PINK. I FUCKING HATE IT.
And you're a stupid fuck, too.
-I'm a scrounger. Beyond definition.
I prowl and scrounge for things. On the floors of everything.
And collect them, and make them live in my purse.
-I'm JESUS CHRIST with fake eyelashes& mutilated contours.
-I destroy myself with the best means possible.
-I modify myself with metal rods.
-I disregard alot of things.
-I thrive on sadomasochism.
-I'm probably the laziest person you will ever meet.
-So, i changed my mind about mary jane. If you ask me to bun with you i still might kick you in the face, but.. i smoke it occasionally.
-My arms pretty much make me look like a heroin addict.
-My fantasy is to be fucked by thousands of demons, and to feel a supra human pleasure.
-I love blood;
-I have some really rare& deranged blood problem called Thrombocytopenia.
-I'm a serious drug addict& you're going to have to fucking deal with it.
-DO NOT FUCKING INTERROGATE ME ABOUT MY DRUQKS.
I'LL CUT YOUR STOMACH OPEN AND COME INSIDE OF YOU.
I mean it.
-I do what i do to let people down.
-I'm pretty stubborn and arrogant.
-I adorn my body with what i relate to.
-I over analyze everything.
-My fantasy is to be fucked by thousands of demons, and to feel a supra human pleasure.
-I love blood;
-I do what i do to let people down.
-I'm pretty stubborn and arrogant.
-I most likely want you dead.
-I sleep alot.
-I'm not skinny, so fuck yourselves and die. Thanks.
I wish i were 20 pounds skinnier.
-I'm a bigger cunt than you.
-I can't swim.
-I rarely eat.
-I'm really akward.
-Don't use the words cute or adorable in front of me, or i'll punch you in the face.
-I am not someone who needs compliments [fromyoufaggots] to validate my existance.
-I love my scars.
-My boobs are morethanlikely smaller than yours.
-Nothing you say can offend me, so you might as well SHUT THE FUCK UP, okay?
-I can be a hypocrite sometimes.
-I like meeting intelligent writers and thinkers;
If you're stupid, and lack depth; don't fucking talk to me.
-Yeah, i'm FUCKING INSANE, i know.
-I probably can't hold a full conversation with you.
-I hate the mainstream.
-Two of my toes are kind of stuck together.
-You know why everything turned out wrong? 'Cause you took my fucking advice, and i'm just here to fuck you over, you stupid bastard.
-I love darkness.
-I have a lot of misplaced anger.
-I always have reoccuring urges to jump up and down, and kill.
Like, really kill. Like, chop up peoples bodies in little pieces, and put various limbs in akward domains, and pin their skins to my wall.
-I hate fat and ugly people.
They really need to be put to sleep. Permanently.
-I don't fucking care how many piercings or tattoos you have.
And i also don't fucking care how scene or gothic you think you are.
-I'm rather indecent.
-I hate liars and superficiality.
-I hate people who remind me of myself.
-I'm only myself when no one is looking.
-I have a serious case of bi-polar.
-It took a long time for me to realize who i am, and who i'm never going to be.
-I will only be your friend if you lick my cunt. x4
-You don't make a difference to me.
-I love capslock. OHYES?.
-You have to hate me, or we can't be friends.
-I seriously DON'T FUCKING CARE what you think of me; shut the fuck up and fist yourselves, K?
-I love animals.
-Sarcasm is my specialty.
-I have a sick humour.
-Sometimes i snort when i laugh.
-SHFT+1; I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHO YOU ARE;
DON'T PISS ME OFF.
-I prefer the unusual.
-I like to be the hater, not the lover.
-I'm tattooed, and i have several piercings. BUT - i modify myself for spiritual/ artistic reasons, so finger my asshole, and kill yourselves before someone else does.
-I do this alot fgurhegu9yguy7ergt!!!11111!!!!oneone
I don't know why.
-I don't like to be judged or compared to;
But whatever.
-I'm rather blunt.
-I believe that some things can only be expressed and portrayed by physical pain.
-I hate MYSPACE, MSN, and AIM; but you'll always find me on all three of them.
-I have a really, really weird sneeze.
-I like my hair ultra messy and gross.
-I have a speech impetiment, and it's hilarious.
I stutter incoherently.
-I'm partially deaf, but i'm too fucking cool for a hearing-aid.
-I've always been rather centrifugal.
-I can't stand open doors.
I don't know why.
-I have a cool room.
-I can't pronounce alot of words properly.
-I hate light.
-I don't want any of your sXe bullshit.
So piss off, and never talk to me again, okay?
-I hate phones.
-I'm a big asshole, and i love making people feel bad about themselves.
You should try it.
-I talk in the third person alot.
-I can be so obscene.
-I'm short.
-If any of you shitheads decide to fuck with any of my friends, i will cut your throats in your sleep, and piss in your eyes.
Okay, deal?
-I'm the same way in person as i am on the internet.
-You know what? I don't fucking care about your insignificant relationship problems. Seriously.
Find something better to do than to be emotionally attached to someone that hates your fucking guts.
Either throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose and die, please.
-I change my hair alot; probably to reform for the fact that i can't change who i am.
-I can actually sing.
-I'm rarely ever sober.
-Biting and scratching is fucking sexy.
-I squinch my toes when i'm falling asleep.
-I've been diagnosed with just about every disorder.
-If you think you can handle this - bring it on.
-I don't have many friends.
But quality supercedes quantity.
-I tend to put my hands in between everyones legs.
-I'm insanely narcoleptic.
-Part of me is a FAG.
-I can be quiet and lifeless sometimes.
-Shut the fuck up, okay; i won't be your friend because you compliment me 74 times a day, i.e;
"Stevie Starr; i like your hair/ makeup/ jacket/ eyebrows"
-I'm a fucking pervert.
-I'm a slut;
I will fuck your boyfriend when you're not looking.
-Sometimes i forget who i am; so i don't expect you to know me at all.
-My favourite sexual position is with my right hand.
-Pain& blood get me off.
-DON'T tell me things i DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.
-Get fucked faggots, i already hate you.background-image:url("http://img137.imageshack.us/img137
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i sent myself straight down the rabbit hole;
