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What's That Smell?

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About Me

I'm a little bit honky, and I'm a little bit guaca-mole...

You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

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My Interests

Shiny, colorful.
gofugyourself

talk dat ish

I'd like to meet:



That there is Jonny McGovern, the Gay Pimp, ignorant philistine!

'Nuff said, bra.

Oh, wait... I've already met Dina Martina! Well, I'd like to meet her again in Hell. Except she's definitely going to Heaven.

Music:

THE SINGER ON MY PROFILE IS, INDEED, MY LITTLE SISTER. SHE'S ONLY 16 AND WRITES ALL OF HER OWN MUSIC. Don't hate her because she's obscenely talented; it's not her fault. It runs in the family, like our under-eye circles.

Movies:

City of God. Kung Fu Hustle!!!! The Brothers Quay: Ten Astonishing Short Films, Cane Toads, Midnight Express, Kill Bill, The Shining, Being John Malkovich, The Deer Hunter, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Fear of a Black Hat, I'm The One That I Want, The Exorcist, American Movie, Dancer in the Dark, Henry Fool, Crumb, Stevie, Hoop Dreams, This is Spinal Tap, Lost in Translation, Gummo, The Last Temptation of Christ, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Akira, shit, I gotta go to bed.

Television:

Dethklok Metalocalypse.
Battlestar Galactica.
ANTM.
Ugly Betty.

Books:

Bridge of Birds, Transmetropolitan, Robert Frost: Complete Works, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Asimov's Guide to Shakespeare, Neruda's Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair, Lolita, Everything is Illuminated, The Lover, Tickets For a Prayer Wheel, Crime and Punishment, Fast Food Nation, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Persepolis, Gone With the Wind, Charles Kuralt's America, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, A Distant Mirror, I, Tina-The Autobiography of Tina Turner, Pimp, Charlotte's Web, Brave New World, Como Agua Para Chocolate, You Are Being Lied To, Stupid White Men... man, I suck at this. I like to read, okay? Anything. Put it in front of me and I will read it-- I have no loyalty to any author, style, subject or genre. I will read shampoo bottles in the shower, yo.

Heroes:

People who brag about their bling on Myspace.

And, of course, Dolly.

My Blog

From my beautiful friend, the poet

Enjoy...THE IRONYwe focus on theseeds of deathwhen Life flowerswithin uswe hold on tothe bitter pastwhen the futureis before uswe fall intothe trap of hatewhen love isall around uswe feed thenegativit...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:28:00 PST

In praise of Joe Foronda

Joe fucking Foronda is part man, part machine.(The part that never gets his lines right and hems/haws shamelessly onstage is not machine)Do you know Joe? If you're an actor in Chicago (particularly of...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:58:00 PST

Absolute sweetness

Anyone that loves critters must IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW:Daily CoyoteIt's just so beautiful.
Posted by What's That Smell? on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST

If your dog is unsocialized and anxious...

...he probably doesn't belong at THE ENTRANCE OF A RESTAURANT WHERE PEOPLE ARE LIKELY TO PASS HIM AND MAYBE WANT TO GREET HIM.Your dog lunged at my friend as we left the Heartland tonight, and instead...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

Fondue, fondue... to you and you and you

Erik has been wanting a fondue pot. I realize this makes him sound very Metro, but believe me-- he does like the little gay dogs, but he doesnt want to get one, so I think I'm OK. Yesterday, i went to...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

My glamorous career

Many of you have told me that you think I lead a life which is: interestingglamorousartsyurbanexcitingcosmopolitan (I find this one particularly, um, wrong)sophisticated (also funny)funky (this would ...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST

A Prayer From Uncle Mattie

I pray to God a day will come ....when I no longer hear ANY mention of:social networking sites"webisodes""user-generated content""the YouTubing of democracy"embedded product placementperezhilton.com/T...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST

Commonly misspelled words on the Intornets

...not including typos and cheeky variations like the one above.Ahem.[Sorry, kids... I have to get it all out somewhere! If my anus gets any tighter I'm going to implode.]INDEPENDENT (not independant)...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST

I am officially an old fart

When you are a kid, and you fall off your brand-new roller skates, what happens?You get up and it's all good. Maybe you scraped your hands. Whatevs.What happens when you're 33, and you fall squarely o...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

Home again, home again...

Jiggedy jig. I wish I could tell you people something more exciting than this:I got home Monday from Minneapolis and home rocks. When I left at the end of March, it was still winter-- everything was d...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:42:00 PST