++Irresponsible Hater++

Hi i'm a dick and the world's population can be classified using three catergories: some people are dicks, some pussies and some assholes. I'm a dick and pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't fuck all the assholes, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

OK now for the serious about me. Hey i'm John Flavell. I'm 21, and have just graduated from the University of Birmingham with a 2:1 in Sports Management. I now have a new job in a primary school teaching year 2's which i love. I also get to dance to High School Musical and Sponge Bob Squaredy Pants! I Hope to become successful within the sports industry as sports has long been my passion. I love all sport from football to golf, boxing to darts. My main ambition in life has always been to travel the world, and to date, my main accomplishments include: Egypt, Venice, Barcelona and Amsterdam. I have a wonderful girlfriend: Vicky, who i have been with for 4 years and cannot imagine being without. She is my nucleus. My sister is also very important to me. I also love music, reading, animals and studying. I hate religion and believe it should be banished. I go to many music concerts, some gay some hard. I very much back a capitalist system and hate losers. Erm i also like eating junk food :(
“Don't cry Open up your eyes and know there's someone else out there that feels this way I'm singing to you 'cause I know what you've been through and know It's not so long ago I felt the same
Like soldiers March on If we could make it through tonight we'll see the sun March on March on
And I remember summer nights alone Fireflies the only thing we own Yeah all we had were dreams of California And I remember winters were so cold Hunger was the only thing we knew And Rock N roll dreamin' was what's saved us
Like soldiers March on If we could make it through tonight We'll see the sun March on March on
'Til we see the sun March on”
"If you ever get hurt and you feel that you're goin' down this little angel is gonna whisper in your ear. It's gonna say, 'Get up you son of a bitch 'cause Mickey loves you". Okay?
You scored as Peter Pan, Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.
Peter Pan

75%

Donald Duck

69%

Sleeping Beauty

56%

Cruella De Ville

50%

Ariel

50%

Goofy

44%

Pinocchio

44%

The Beast

38%

Snow White

38%

Cinderella

31%

The Beast is in me....