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I like to leave a little mystery!
Ok, just got to ask.. Someone said to me today, "Money doesn't buy happiness." I asked, "Do you live in America? Cause it buys a Waverunner! Ever seen someone frown on a Waverunner? I haven't! Hell, I've seen 'em smile AS they hit the pier!"
PERSONAL INFO
Name: Joel M. Crews
Birthdate: Feb. 26th, I'm a pisces.... Who woulda thought?
Place of birth: Cocoa Beach, FL
Where did you grow up?: In the untamed jungles of Tanzania. My real name is Kunta.
Career: Financial advisor and insurance agent
Girlfriend/Boyfriend?: working on it ;)
Your current location: O-town, baby. Trapped in Metrowest
Best physical features: my eyes, my smile, my award-winning ass! lol
ABOUT ME
Favorite movie(s): Top Gun, Proof of Life, Wedding Crashers
Last movie you watched: Assault on Precint 13
Favorite food(s): Veal medallions w/ fettucine alfredo and gorgonzola
Last meal you ate: Pizza Hut Meat Lover's Pizza
What languages do you speak?: English, Spanish, Norwegian, Kiswahili
Do you want to go to college?: They gave me a paper that says I've already been...
What do you want to study?: Hospitality Mgmt/ International Business
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite drink: Vodka Sour, extra sour
Favorite adult drink: oooops
Favorite restaurant: Chatham's Place Restaurant
Last restaurant you ate at: Antonio's La Fiamma Ristorante
Favorite TV show: American Idol (who knew), NCIS, Heroes, Chuck
Last TV show you watched: NCIS
What is your sign?: Pisces... didn't we cover this?
In the past month, have you been on a date?: Yes :) Hoping for a second...
In the past month, have you had sex?: With myself ;) jk (sort of...)
In the past month, have you eaten pizza?: yesterday :(
In the past month, have you eaten sushi?: nope
Have you ever been in love?: Yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?: Yes
Do you miss anyone right now?: hmmmm....
What is your greatest fear?: Waking up one day without a penis.. that would suck.
What is your biggest goal this year?: Make $100K
What are you doing right now?: Typing this damn survey
Do you play computer games?: not anymore
Favorite game(s): Command and Conquer: Tiberium Wars
What is your favorite candy?: Freia's Melkeschokolade fra Norge, men jeg ikke ha det :(
Last candy you ate?: I had some Russian milk chocolate the other day.
Do you have any friends of the opposite sex?: most of them.
FINAL TIDBITS
Nickname?: Cruisin, Special J
Beer or wine?: depends on the occassion, but normally wine
Chocolate or vanilla?: chocolate
Hugs or kisses?: depends on who they're from
Beach or mountains?: beach
Summer or winter?: summer
Fame or glory?: Glory, fame is too short-lived
Name of last person you hugged?: She knows who she is... (T)
Name of last person you kissed?: see above :)
Name of last person you had sex with?: too personal
Favorite comedian?: Daniel Tosh, Nick Swarsdon, Robin Williams
Next movie you will see at the theater?: The Bank Job
Favorite guilty pleasure food?: Frogger's Wings and Bleu Cheese
In the past month, have you been in a fight?: not since November
Most overused phrase: "F#@% me sideways!" (when I'm angry)
Do you smoke or drink?: smoke when I drink
Last place you went on vacation?: Miami, FL
Next place you'll go on vacation?: The Abacos, Bahamas, in two weeks
Heroes?: one to think on... my dad?
CREATE YOUR OWN!
The Negotiator, Proof of Life, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Notebook, Lord of War, Wedding Crashers, Wall Street
Heroes, 24, House, Nip/Tuck
Random bit of information: Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Joel Crews".
God, my dad, Superman...hehe
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