Well what can I say me wee haggis's - I have certainly been round the old block as they say, i've been part of the greatest escape known to us all but you will remember me getting a job in a wee motel in Birmingham called Crossroads. I spent many a happy year there touching up the lasses and sipping a wee drop of drambuie with Mrs Mortimer, until one day I canny a tell ya how it happened but I went to get some bits out of the fridge and I was never seen again.Also what many of you might not know - I was at the motel a few years before pretending to be a travel agent in 1972 but I knew I'd be better as a Chef really!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Och - Robert Burns, Old MacDonald, McChicken Sandwich, Loch Ness and Mel Gibson for running one of Scotland's greatest stories!