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FAQ.

I'm not an artist, I'm a fucking work of art.

Esme || Nineteen.
Narcissistic - Pessimistic - Socially awkward.
Has an unexplained hatred of peas.
Doesn't like people who ask too many questions in a row.
I'm not up for interrogation.
Hates Coffee. Loves feta cheese more than her own parents.
Unhealthy obsession with Carebears.
Clumsy and ditzy. It's a quirk you'll have to love.
Names her stuffed toys.
You don't know as much as you'd like to think you know.
In love with love.
I don't hug. So please don't ask.

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FAQ

Q. What's your middle name?A. Lee.Q. Chocolate or Vanilla?A. That depends what we're talking about, haha.Q. Vans or Converse?A. Cons.Q. Why didn't you accept my friend request?A. Because I didn't want...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:56:00 GMT

103 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort

103 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort!1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'2. Laugh at him.3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in hisear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'4. K...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:44:00 GMT

42 Ways to Annoy your parents.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.2. Moo when they say your name.3. Run into walls.4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge g...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:36:00 GMT

Quiz abouts me. Everyone should do it. =]

1.Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Don’t you hate it...?

When you underestimate people? I happen to know this girl, she's SO insecure and happens to think that I, me, want to steal her boyfriend. Now, she's argued that I have no chance and he hates me and s...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:05:00 GMT

Question Corner

I stole this idea from my friend Valerie. You can pretty much ask me any question you want. I'll PM you the answer if it's too personal. I will be totally honest. Promises =]Go for it. (",)
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:49:00 GMT

You know you're Australian...

1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Molly Meldrum and All Saints.2...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 20:06:00 GMT