Obstetrics, Epic Stories, Eating Meat, Drinking to get Drunk, Ambulances, Sucking Chest Wounds, The Interblag, Zoos and Aquariums, Indolence, Decadence, Depravity, Absurdity, Wikipedia, Getting Smarter, Mythology, Schadenfreude, Books, Firearms, Comics, Amorality, Mayhem, Bedlam, Animals, Grain neutral spirits taken Neat, Astronomy, Psychology, Biology, The juxtaposition of nature with manmade stuff (Especially if the stuff is decrepit)
People who like long walks on the beach. But when I say long walks on the beach, I fucking MEAN long walks on the beach. I've met assholes who CLAIM to like long walks on the beach, but we'll be out there barely two hours and not even 10 miles and they're all "I'm tired" and "Don't you think it's time we head back?"
Three words, motherfuckers: BRING A TENT.
Aliens, Heat, BRICK, Primer
Lolita, Ringworld, Watchmen, The Sandman, Slaughterhouse-Five or The Children's Crusade: A Duty-Dance With Death
Louis Wu, Spider Jerusalem, Vladimir Nabokov, Desire of the Endless, Richard Feynman, the guy who writes XKCD.com, and Max from "Where The Wild Things Are"