The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: 1982
Birthplace: Utica NY
Current Location: Palm Bay FL, soon to be back in CNY : (
Eye Color: baby blue baby ; )
Hair Color: dark
Height: short...hey, I'm Italian...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Italian!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: cute girls
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: NY style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do well in college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: "need more sleep"
Your Best Physical Feature: ummm....
Your Bedtime: Not early enough!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: HS
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll pass on that grass
Do you Smoke: Winston!!!
Do you Swear: to God
Do you Sing: loud and proud
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there (Lonestar, one nothing)
Do you want to get Married: yes, yes I do
Do you belive in yourself: I see my self in the mirror, I know I exsist
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not so much
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: I want to learn the harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah...damn you Amber!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Winston
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no : (
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm more of a chip's ahoy guy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: need to get a girl before she can dump me...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no one wants to see that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hears here and there ; )
Ever been Drunk: a few times
Ever been called a Tease: I'll tease you!!!
Ever been Beaten up: If you want some...come get some!!!
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in a showdown at high noon...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wish I was a lil bit taller...
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than mine
Best Clothing Style: show a lil cleavage and you're good ; )
Number of Drugs I have taken: that's a big 0!!!
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: zip
Number of Tattoos: someday...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: couple two, tree (yes I know I forgot the "h")
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