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Knife

I deny your reality and subsitute my own!

About Me


how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
Take the quiz: "What Star Wars Character Are You?"

Senator/Emperor Palpatine
You are pure evil!
While you sometimes loathe your dark and lonely world you can see the beauty that blossoms around you. You are an artist and mysterious in nature.
Which Phantom of the Opera Character Are You?
This quiz was created by Unending NightThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test What's there to say. Funny, generous, overworked, underpaid, underappreciated, fun loving, easy going, fat, Sith Lord, chief advisor to the king and Jedi Master(odd aint it?), reality escaping, singing, Juggalo, kinda crazy, careing, not the neatest of people, neat(not in the cleanliness way), insane, intellectual, down to earth(only sometimes but again sorta odd), general nice guy.

My Interests

Too much stuff man. Don't even want to try to list it all out here so if you wana know you'll have to go further then this.

I'd like to meet:

People perferably, but if some members of other species wish to make meaningful contact with me, then, woot!
Create your own Friend Quiz here

Music:

Just about everything. Rap, Rock, little bit of country(cousin is a country artist), Techno, whatever catches my ear.

Movies:

Comedy, Action/Adventure, Sci-Fi, Drama. Don't like horror that much but I'll watch it.

Television:

WWE, sitcoms, Who's Line, Family Guy, Anything else that looks decent

Books:

Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Hitchhikers Guide, any other series that I happen to drift across and like

Heroes:

Superman was always good but Batman has some stuff on him, come to think of it Batman has things on everyone cause he's Bruce muthaf*ckin Wayne! Blade is cool. The X-Men are nice too. Maybe Spiderman but not so much. This spot may have been for real-life heros and not comic book super heros but who cares.

My Blog

Lyrical Venting

It has been said that there is nothing new under the sun and that everything you want to say has probably been said before by someone else. It is in the spirit of this that I post this blog to kinda v...
Posted by Knife on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:59:00 PST

What Should I Do

Ok. I have never done a blog like this but I'm drunk right now because the people a the bar bought me 2 shots, a Bud Select, and a pitcher. When I get drunk I get into a certian mood type thing. So I ...
Posted by Knife on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

KNIFE’S GATHERING REVIEW 2007!!!!

I know that some of you wait all year for this. Well the wait is over. The time has come. Grab a drink, a snack, a pillow, and whatever else you might think you need. Here it is, the most anticipated ...
Posted by Knife on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST

I'm Sorry

Some of you will understand this, some just won't get it...regardless, here heh.TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO LOOK PAST THE NICE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm sorrythat i bought y...
Posted by Knife on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

Bored And Not Sleeping

Very nice, may I touch?Hey everyone. I know I haven't blogged in forever but I've been kinda busy. Work has been kinda crazy. For awhile there I was pulling 40+ hours every week, then we got a new man...
Posted by Knife on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

Bloogin At Stupid Early In Da Mornin

"One cold winters day a baby bird fell out of its nest. A duck happened to walk by and see this baby bird. He thought to himself 'If I don't do something that baby bird will freeze to death.' Luckily ...
Posted by Knife on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

What's The Point

"This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and a 100% reason to remember the name." I've had that stuck in my head for a week or more now so I had to get it ...
Posted by Knife on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:52:00 PST

Car And Sleep Problems, Can't Decide Which Is Worst

Well once again I find myself unable to sleep on a day when I work at 8am. Why does this always happen like this. Plus there is no mid-shift person tomorrow so I have to stay until at least 5pm, no go...
Posted by Knife on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:13:00 PST

Knife's Gathering Review 2006

Hey phatty phat phat. Phatty phat phat. What you got for us? Well what I got for you is my review of THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2006!!! Like last year, I'll go day by day on this thing.Day 1, Thurs...
Posted by Knife on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:28:00 PST

Back From The Jaws Of Oblivion

GOOOOD MOOORNING MYSPACE!!!!! I'm finally back on the net!!! It took a full reinstallation of Windows to get us back up but we did it!! We lost literally everything we had on the computer but we're ba...
Posted by Knife on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST