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Let's see, i don't even know where to start, i guess i can start with my name. My name is connie lingus. (laugh) im not a name. I'm not an identity. I'm just a brand. bwahahah..I sometimes get emotional. im nice until provoked. I'm eloquent and outspoken. I'm rambunctious and obnoxious. I get sentimental and stupid now and again. I'm sarcastic, im sweet, im a bitch, i'm blunt, im cynical, im annoyed,im a pot head, i'm habitually late, i'm a chronic nail biter, i will admit i'm a logophile.. im short, im irish, im insane,i can be affectionate, i'm bad with directions, i'm competitive and creative, deep, energetic. i am flirtatious, it's just my nature, i'm funny, at least i like to think so..generous,giggly, honest, inquisitive, intelligent, i'm nocturnal, and i'm all about the positive vibes. i like to be quirky, a little straight with a twist.I am a hippie at heart. I'm me.I guess now i can describe my physical features ...as if you dumbasses couldn't see in the pictures - im 4'2 300 lbs and anorexic..ha, no really, im 5'5 and 110 lbs..a real fatty eh? Everyone tells me i look like paris hilton. I don't see it..but i get it like once or twice a day. Gravy stuff. I don't like my nose. i hate the way i look when i stick out my tongue.I used to have a fro..and a mullet at one point. i think i've tamed my hair down. sort of. I don't think i'm beautiful, but i don't think i'm ugly. I look at myself as an average person, no better than the next.I like to gargle ranch dressing and make people eat my miscarried babies. i like to cruise around town in my pimp ass barbie jeep and i ride the ponies in wal mart til i run outta quarters,i'm addicted to q-tipping...oh and soccer players do it for 90 minutes in 12 different positions, just thought you should knowMy friends list isn't in any order according to who i like the most..i'm tired of the jealousy. Do Not get mad at me if you're number 3 one day and then number 5 the next. My friends list is in order according to who i talk to the most..wanna move up? talk more. Boys This is to the boys on this website, considering..i havn't had any problems with this with the females. I am not in love with any of you. I do not plan on falling in love with any of you. Do not message me with intentions of being my internet boyfriend. I do not dig the internet relationship deal. I don't know how i can stress that enough. I seperate internet from real life...you guys should try it sometime. I'm on this site to have fun. it's entertainment for me. nothing more, nothing less. i am not using it as my dating service. thank youGirls This is to all the girls on this website. I do NOT want your internet boyfriends. I'm tired of all the drama i supposedly cause all you internet couples..i don't wanna be with these dudes i talk to on here. To be honest with you girls, i like girls more than i like guys..and if i really prefered dick to taco one night..i wouldn't go on the internet to find it. Once again, i do NOT want your internet boyfriends. I promise

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