About Me

READ MY MOST POPULAR BLORFG EVER HERE!

I am a magic car.

PLEASE NOTE

I hate Nirvana, Family Guy, and Dane Cook. If you are a fan of any of these three (and chances are, you're a huge fan of all three) or you just don't like hearing people complain about stuff like that, then hopefully you will find some of my non-hatred-related qualities to be redeeming.

AOL IM: jerrymustbes OR princesskallol
email: [email protected]

My Interests

Uvulas.

I'd like to meet:

This man.

And this man.

My Friends
I have no friends.

Go oldschool

Music:

AC/DC
Aerosmith,
Alice In Chains,
The Beatles,
The Black Crowes,
Black Sabbath,
Blind Melon,
Blue Oyster Cult,
DAVID BOWIE,
Collective Soul,
Alice Cooper,
Counting Crows,
Days of the New,
The Doors,
Bob Dylan,
Foo Fighters,
John Frusciante,
Green Day,
Group X,
Jimi Hendrix,
Incubus,
Iron Maiden,
Jethro Tull,
BILLY JOEL,
ELTON JOHN,
King Crimson,
Led Zeppelin,
Lynyrd Skynyrd,
The Mars Volta,
Mew,
Opeth,
Ozzy Osbourne,
Pearl Jam,
A Perfect Circle,
Pink Floyd,
Primus,
Queen,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
The Rolling Stones,
Rush,
The Scorpions,
Sigur Ros,
Elliott Smith,
Stone Temple Pilots,
Tool,
Tom Waits,
The Who,
Stevie Wonder,
"Weird Al" Yankovic,
Yes,
Frank Zappa,
ZZ Top

Movies:

Kung Pow, Boondock Saints, This is Spinal Tap, Shaun of the Dead

Television:

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

Jesus, "Weird Al" Yankovic, David Bowie

My Blog

Whoa

I apparently had 19 spam friend requests back on my birthday. How did I not notice any of them? I'm pretty sure someone hacked my profile recently, because I went into my inbox a few times and found m...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:23:00 PST

Oh friggin gross!

I was looking at my complimentary Myspace ads on my homepage, and in the four usual ads, I saw these three abominations:Nirvana LayoutsFrame your U2 TicketsNirvana RingtonesWhat the hell! Maybe it's n...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

Obsession

So for the past two weeks, I've had an unhealthy obsession with David Bowie's "Scary Monsters". I've listened to pretty much nothing but Bowie lately, and this week, almost nothing but "Scary Monsters...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST

Could it be?

It might! Tonight could have been the best night of my life, or at least top 5. To start, Weird Al started his tour for Straight Out of Lynwood earlier this year, even though the album came out more t...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

Mustache

Dammit, I can't find it on Youtube, but I was just watching some Nickelodeon and I saw a commercial for a Barbie product, I believe it was called "Barbie Shopping Boutique". It's basically a tiny litt...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:04:00 PST

A Matter of Life and Death

I was ready to go to bed at 10:00 tonight; it's now almost 1:30. Oh wait... that's been the past five or so years of my life. But anyways, I stayed up long enough to feel like maybe a bunch of ice cre...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:14:00 PST

D A Bm F^m G D G A

What a chord progression!
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:42:00 PST

Coming to you direct from the Mothership

For some stupid damn reason, Myspace is refusing to show bulletins that I've posted, perfect timing Myspace, you ass. Anyways, here's what you'd be seeing if my bulletins worked:The results are in! ...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST

Agony of Defeet

In my research for my recent McDonalds hatred/blorfg, I stumbled upon a YouTube video which humorously depicted racist McDonalds commercials. In the comments, I saw some idiot arguing with someone tha...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:53:00 PST

Everything is on the One

Alright, so has anybody seen that McDonalds commercial with those two kids like, rapping or something? They just keep saying "chicken McNuggets" over and over and over, for like 15 minutes. I'm totall...
Posted by Debi Derryberry Fan Club on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST