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About Me

My rhyme skin is so smooth that I don't need rehearsals. That's why they want me in Proactiv commercials. I sell out fast while you give reimbursals. Juke left, drive right, Dr. J reversal! But I'm not in reverse, my gear is fast-forward. My castle, my crown, that's what I'm workin towards. I'm scorin these buckets, I'm grabbin these boards. My skills stay sharp like a samurai sword. I bring that SHARPNESS... but I won't Kill Bill. I'll leave you speechless... all you can do is stand still. My grill is flawless... while you got gaps to fill. Like the BEASTie that I am, It's time to get ill. So whatcha whatcha whatcha want? I wanna stack that green so I can floss and flaunt. I back up my game, there's no need to taunt. You know I'm coming through clear like a 12 point font......... I am Matthew Allan Kimoto - born 1-21.

My Interests

Hoop. Weights. Friends. Meeting new friends. Reclaiming my mojo...

I'd like to meet:

Giada DeLaurentiis

Music:

Trance, techno, acoustic, Breakbeat, NRG, rock, hip/hop, rNb, soul, freestyle, chillout.

Movies:

The Simpsons Movie, Grandma's Boy - That's right monkey, play my head. Hostel, The Wedding Singer - My name is Julia Gulia..., Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior - OH GOD! Mad Dog!, War of the Worlds - I think it could happen, Big Fish - inspires me, Twins - the most quotable movie EVER, Pootie Tang - that's my dawg!, Go, The Resident Evils - feels like I'm in the game, Forrest Gump - Bubba lip so big he could stretch it over his hizzead, Kill Bill Vol.1 - bloody fun, What the Bleep Do We Know - makes my mind juices flow, Harold N Kumar Go To White Castle - ONLY because of Anthony Andersen's drive-thru scene, Liar Liar - "I've had better...", Wrestling Ernest Hemingway - the last movie I watched with my mother, The Truman Show - If I don't see you... good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Television:

Around the Horn, Pardon the Interruption, Sportscenter, Best Week Ever, The Soup, Street Ball, Everybody Hates Chris, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, The Critic, The Simpsons, South Park, Best of SNL - Christopher Walken, Best of SNL - Jon Lovitz, MLB, NFL, college basketball, anything NBA.

Heroes:

My mom. She taught me what it means to be strong and how to persevere through hard times. She strong... that's where I get my confidence from.