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About Me

I don't like people who litter. To motivate myself to clean, I listen to Britney Spears and vacuum in my underwear. My favorite flavors of ramen noodles are roast beef and oriental. My favorite season is spring because that's when daffodils bloom. My favorite beer is Miller Lite, but put Bud Light in a frosted mug and I'm sure I'll have no problems finishing it off (especially when accompanied by a shot of Jager...yummy!) I have an affinity for old-fashioned gospel music and it may or may not make me cry. I like to mix up the letters in your name and make other words out of them. I'm probably doing this as you're introducing yourself to me, which is why I'll never remember your real name. I like green M&M's the best. I'm a terrible listener...what did you say? I love sushi, but have yet to quite master those damn chop sticks. I really hate "The Bachelor" but for some reason feel compelled to watch it. Oh yeah, the word "corn" will always make me laugh, no matter what the context.
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My Interests

Well, right now I'm wearing a pair of jeans until they absolutely fall apart (my roommate and I are keeping tabs - as of March 19, the hole in the butt makes them unwearable in public as I will be tagged as white trash.) I also really enjoy spotting mullets in their natural habitats, spouting quotes from "Old School," and cooking. Also, as much as I've tried to hide it, I'm addicted to shoes and shopping for said shoes.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Barker. I want to know what a man who has hosted a game show for that long likes to talk about. I bet he uses coupons.

Music:

I mainly listen to the radio because I have yet to get a CD player installed in my car and my tapes of Johnny Cash and Too Short are a little worn down. I love old Counting Crows (before they got all stupid and poppy), Johnny Cash, Grateful Dead, Pearl Jam, Galactic, and Tom Petty, Dwight Yoakam, ABBA (Can you hear the drums, Fernando?) Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Dixie Chicks...I could go on, but you're probably not paying attention by now.

Movies:

Once you see my favorite movies you will be convinced that I am, in actuality, a 12-year old boy. However, here goes: Old School, Pulp Fiction, The Best of Will Ferrell (does that count as a movie?), Anchorman, and True Romance.

Television:

Well, I will admit to a small love affair with Family Guy. I also like Reno 911, reruns of The Chappelle Show, Sex and the City, and a strange fascination with anything on the Food Network...

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniouk (Lullaby is a favorite). I've started several other books since reading his and somehow I've yet to finish a single one. I also love Lewis Grizzard books. With a title like, "Shoot Low Boys - They're Riding Shetland Ponies" it's hard not to like 'em.

Heroes:

My sister, Marian. She's a great mom, friend, and the best sister anyone could ask for.