Missing a Censor

I have no censor. I believe censoring your thoughts is equivialent to being fake. I can beat any grown man in an eating contest. I don't do roller coasters. I try to keep a small amount of girl friends because girls are way difficult and annoying. I don't drink well liquor. I feel bad for guys who don't realize the abundance of beautiful girls in the world (what else would explain the mismatched couples I see all the time?) I make my own money and can beat you in any verbal argument. I don't use low blows. People who use low blows are lacking the proper intelligence and vocabulary to defend themselves in an argument. I cant dance. I have the worst taste in music and can sing along to every song in an elevator. I sing the national anthem in the shower. I like myself better naked. I would rather chill with a small group of people in a small chill environment than truck my small group of people to a crowded place with people I most likely don't want to and wont talk to anyway. My mom lives in a place where you can get eggs and the farm next door, my dad lives in Brooklyn, and I migrated here to south Florida where the randoms come to get more out of their younger years. I believe that the small time between high school and marriage is "you're time" and I feel bad for the people stuck where their parents "stuck" them (theres more out there people!) I chew with my mouth open whenever possible because I'm convinced the the food tastes better that way. I have a crazy obsession with family gatherings. I think sports are a guys version of a girls discussion of US magazine. I can tap dance and play the piano (and Ill probably show you if I'm fucked up enough). I get sea sick against my will. My mouth hates my stomach because they can never agree on when they are hungry. I love good food but wont cook (wont is much different than cant). I cant clean. I believe that we should stop focusing of smaller computers and larger TV's and invent robot maids instead. I'm easy to talk to but have a hard time not putting my two sense in, or three. Money is everything because thats just how this world works, idiot. I believe we should use all the natural resources, tell the future people to find their own...Im fake when you're fake and real when you're real. Soooo happy to meet you too. (but probably not)