My name is Bret. I used to play football for Auburn but now I'm in the real world. I have a Master's in Ag Economics and work for the U.S. Government :) I like to go out to the pool or play volleyball and what not. I'm very laid back and I like to eat chocolate chip cookies. I really want to one day have my own castle with a moat around it and a drawbridge just so I can say that I have a moat and drawbridge around my house. I would also like to have a pirate ship with cannons and such for when I pull into a yacht club all the rich people are saying, "AHHH check out the new helicoptor pad I got the other day." And then I can say "OH YEAH?!?! I've got a pirate ship!!! I WIN!!!" Plus of coarse along that ship will be a very fine maiden buy the name of Mary "Freakin" Ellen. She could really care less about the castle and pirate ship, but that's ok. I'll at least enjoy it. I think she might be scared of the day when Michael and I fight to the death as we try to take over each other's castle. But once she see's how much we are dominating Michael's Magnificient castle and how much Nicky's ninja skills are no match for my GREATNESS, she will definately be ecstatic about being the one to aim the cannons towards his Marvelous castle for the final DEATH BLOW!! Mary Ellen and I will claim victory over Michael for THAT day, but we would do it all again the next day!! WHAT A LIFE!!And by the way...I live in Austin, TX now where I work for the government. Therefore, I think I might have an advantage over Michael with the U.S. government on my side. :)
