neil gaiman, dane cook, lou taylor pucci, any member of billy talent, michael turner, mitch hedberg (if he still had breath).
billy talent, as i lay dying, linkin park, hostage life, i hate sally, the used, alexisonfire, drop dead gorgeous, cancer bats, arsonists get all the girls, suicide silence, a heartwell ending, protest the hero, the offspring, lamb of god, anti-flag, sugarcult, escape the fate, sublime, mayday parade, kill hannah, the red jumpsuit apparatus, the vandals, blink 182, we are scientists, the white stripes, hawthorne heights, leftover crack, family force five, underoath, keepin 6, led zeppelin, the fall of troy, sum 41, fucked up, dashboard confessional, social code, fuck the facts, nine inch nails, rise against, slipknot, against me, pezz, attack in black, nirvana, NOFX, the decemberists, blood of our enemies, AFI, the slackers, the doors, rancid, dead kennedys, the strokes, transplants, the pink spiders, moneen, broken social scene, system of a down, taking back sunday, the faceless, cute is what we aim for, secondhand serenade, the black dahlia murder, static x, camp kill yourself, koRn, bullet for my valentine, head automatica, the beatles, death cab for cutie, senses fail, nirvana, dead kennedys, twelve gauge valentine, the fratellis, atreyu, rage against the machine, die mannequin, tool, in flames, scarry kids scaring kidsa heartwell ending: if looks could kill
thumbsucker, clearks 2, the science of sleep, wayne's world, pan's labyrinth, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the other sister, rushmore, across the universe, v for vendetta, sweeney todd, the chumscrubber, fido, bowling for columbine, in the land of women, superbad, sicko, fifty pills, thank you for smoking, blades of glory, juno, inside man, hot rod, knocked up, dead poets society, the kite runner, little miss sunshine, donnie darko, fast food nation, rocket science, stranger than fiction, hard core logo, borat, running with scissors, into the wild
house, seinfeld, the office, the simpsons, robot chicken, family guy, south park, "the lonely island"
to kill a mockingbird (Harper Lee), insonmia (Stephen King), hard core logo (Michael Turner), the catcher in the rye (J. D. Salinger), animal liberation (Peter Singer), intensity (Dean Koontz), ANYTHING BY AGATHA CHRISTIE OR NEIL GAIMAN.