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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.MY NAME IS ANNABEL I'M 19. I'VE LIVED IN CANBERRA MOST OF MY LIFE, EXCEPT 2 AND A HALF YEARS WHERE I LIVED IN FINLAND COS I'M HALF FINISH. I HAVE 1 BROTHER, 1 SISTER AND 2 HALF SISTERS. I LIVE IN A LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE MCKELLAR MULISHA BAHAHAHAHA"Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.Agent: I know why we have reservations.Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen speaking with someone.Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?Elaine: What?Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm not really saying anything at all?Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought I was checking with you.Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.The agent returns.Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.Agent: But we do have a compact if you would like that.Jerry: Fine.Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you like insurance?Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell out of this car.†-Jerry Seinfeld