The best way I can describe myself is that I'm one of those people it takes a while to get to know but once you do, it's pretty underwhelming.
I'm not artistic in any way despite the fact that I am able to weave a beautiful tapestry of bullshit. Although I guess that would be considered "crafty." Pun intended.
I'm much uglier on the inside.
My dad refers to my birthday as the day god kicked him in the nuts
Celebrities I've been compared to: Michael Ian Black, Christian Slater, Liev Schriber, Flea (from the Red Hot Chili Peppers)... :(
"There is no way to peace — peace is the way." - A.J. Muste
"To thine own self be true..." - William Shakespeare
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain
