Okay, I guess this is my little hello to everybody; telling you a little about myself. I don't really have a name, just whatever you want to call me.
I am 21-years of age and am a recovering alcoholic/drug addict. I was recently let out on parole for reasons I can not discuss. I was held in Jackson Correctional Facilities for a little while, but then I was transferred to a rehab. However, I've put all of that behind me.
I live on my own, in a small apartment; right in the middle of downtown Flint. I'm not much for house work or cleaning. Or even hygiene for that matter. I am not currently employed, but I am expecting my unemployment check any day now. (Keepin' my fingers crossed)
I don't really like to move around a lot, so I don't exercise. I can't stand long walks on the beach; it really fucks with my allergies. So my nights are usually spent with the couch and I sleep all day. So we'll have to compare schedules to see when I'm available.
I have a low credit score, so I will need to be supported. I'm not much for the house wife roll, so you will have to put in a lot of work. Don't expect too much out of me.
I did live with my mother up until I was arrested; however she has a P.P.O against me. My sperm donor bailed a long time ago, so you don't really have to worry about in-laws. So I suppose that's a plus.
I can be obsessive at times, but that's to be expected. I have been known to be a little abusive, but I'm over that now. I’m ready to start a new and move on.
Ok, if you’re still reading this you either have a sense of humor or have really low standards. I feel sorry for you... Or you just don't understand sarcasm.
If you can't tell already, I'm a very sarcastic person. Sometimes I can be a bitch if you rub me the wrong way, but I'm always an asshole.
