poetry |
i've always loved this...
ain't yo mama pretty
got meatballs on her titties
got scrambled eggs between her legs
ain't yo mama pretty Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:50:00 GMT |
installment 2 |
more band names, album titles or wrestling moves.
your mom
pet pharmacy
egret vacation
a little help
the flying croutons
bus stop liquor store
short jittery burst
similar behavior
nowhere in ... Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:05:00 GMT |
suicide machines |
"suicide machines"
AKA "together wendy" (yes, lisa?)*
i was wishing i had a suicide machine during a good chunk of the evening last night... as i accompanied my new huzzbinn to the springsteen show (... Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:52:00 GMT |
kinda related |
sorta related to my previous post...
i had this dream once several years ago... i was in some band, and we were on the road and our vehicle had broken down and when a guy walked up to me and asked who... Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:52:00 GMT |
band? album? |
ok... so... often in life i hear words or phrases that i think are amusing or stupid OR would be fuckin kick-ass names for a band or an album or a wresting move. sometimes it's something i came up wit... Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:35:00 GMT |
are you F-in me in the M??? |
ok... i was just seeing what the comment to my last bloggin' was... it was kudos and i began to wonder: can you just give one kudo? must it always be plural? if it's singular, is it void?? ... Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:26:00 GMT |
further proof that i need a life |
i just counted how many m&m's in a 14 oz. bag.... there were exactly 450.
there were 119 blue ones, 60 browns, 101 orange, 51 greens, 72 yellow and 47 red.
this comes out to 26.4% blue, 13.3% brow... Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
mattie |
i lost my best friend today.
i had to have my 16 yr old mattie euthanized. she had become weak and frail...depressed and incontinent. she fell down on a regular basis, often unable to get ... Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 16:09:00 GMT |
holy shit... they found my car! |
never thought it would happen... but it's true.
she was stolen late night august 23rd or early morning august 24th... right out of my driveway.
i had given up... in fact had even thought it to b... Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 18:17:00 GMT |
i just want to sleep |
hurt
sick
confused
alone
pissed
lost
sad
awake
awake
awake
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:31:00 GMT |