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Dave K

That dog has a strong right jab

About Me

Let's see... I like to eat. A lot. I'll eat pretty much anything and everything- some people say I'm a fat kid in a thin kid's body. When I'm in the shower, if I'm not singing (trying to) then I'm usually trying to freestyle rap. Too bad all the brilliance I express while cleaning myself is usually gone by the time I towel off, and then I can't remember all the mad rhyme schemes I just created. I like research but am trying to get into dental school for a multitude of reasons. I think that makes me pretty cool... well, that, and my awesome rhyme flow in the shower. It also came out that I live/have lived in three of our nation's top ten most dangerous cities. The next stop for me is Camden, New Jersey. Then I figured I could settle down in Compton, California. My thuggish lifestyle and rhyme flow would allow me to fit in there... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Soccer, Notre Dame football, Redwings hockey, basketball, golf, and most other sports Science Reading: mostly science textbooks and physiology journals...it's the nature of the job Art in all forms Taking over the world by force Guitaring when I've been drinking Drinking while guitaring

I'd like to meet:

Do gooders and go doers.

Music:

Many, many bands and types of music for equally as many reasons

Movies:

Same with movies, as it is with music.

Television:

I haven't watched much TV lately, other than World Cup.

Books:

The Inferno -Dante; Chesapeake- James Michener; Several Physiology/Biochemistry/Genetics, etc. textbooks, journal and magazine articles, etc; A Brief History of Time- Stephen Hawking; Post Office, Ham on Rye, Hot Water Music- Charles Bukowski

My Blog

AL state senate votes to cease keg sales to individuals

Anybody else disturbed by the Alabama state senate's 30-0 vote to cease the sale of keg beer (5 gallons or more) to individuals? So if this passes through the house, countless wedding, reunion, gradua...
Posted by Dave K on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST

Chinese astronauts and the American economy

     Today Chinese officials announced their intention for a manned lunar landing by 2017, one year ahead of that announced by President Bush earlier this year.  The Chinese i...
Posted by Dave K on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:09:00 PST

Why I love Huntsville, AL

Setting:  Sitting in his car, windows down, Dave is waiting for a traffic light to turn green.  A beat-up Pontiac Bonneville pulls up beside him.  A seemingly teen-aged girl, ...
Posted by Dave K on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 08:41:00 PST

How I almost got a cute little puppy for free

So here's the story of how I almost got a puppy for free.  Some of you already know the story, but I'm tired of rewriting it somebody asks me.  So here it is for everyone to enjoy.  Sal...
Posted by Dave K on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:11:00 PST

Why I've been so tired at work lately

     I almost forgot...thought this would amuse some of you.  I found out why I've been so tired at work lately, when nobody else in my lab seemed to be affected.  It was...
Posted by Dave K on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:16:00 PST

Humpy McHumpersly and her bitch

     So all week I've been staying at my brother and sister-in-law's house, taking care of their dog (and also my parents' dog) while they're all in Delaware, seeing family and goi...
Posted by Dave K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Robot Story

     When I was in preschool, back in good old St. Louis, MO, I painted a robot who was bleeding from his head.  I'm not sadistic or anything, and (at least) I don't think I w...
Posted by Dave K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST