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Colonel Clique

Here's the truth, suck it!

About Me


"I was raised on Firefly brandy. I cut my teeth on pills and candy." -Gabriel Polomo.
I'm the bastard son of an Air Force Colonel and a beauty queen who somehow got the music gene growing up all over the United States.

I'm a rockstar DJ and producer who's been in the bands The Tarmints (procussion) and Love & Violence (guitar) and played procussion for the Cleo Parker Robinson African Dance School. I am resident DJ with Club Party Monster and Kandy Festival, and I'm currently working on a new TV project that's under wraps so it doesn't take a crap til I land in your lap.
I throw parties and DJ the best music, and I back it up with my Hollywood recording studio which also distributes bands to North America, Europe and Japan. You can hear more rare songs in my artists profile plus see past and future events - click here.
CLICK BELOW to see ME in the Club Party Monster Vol 3 video
I started my website WeirdFix dot com as a host for interactive media in 1999 and it has become a labor of love that I've used to showcase my art, events and utilize for marketing. Click the logo to check it out..

The success of my Dark Holiday fashion shows were covered in the LA times and spawned WeirdFix Records, and shit's been off the hook ever since.
WeirdFix Records studio photoshoot with Pia Kaamos
So check it out: I won Rock City News Outstanding DJ and continue to work on some great projects including Original Songs/Mashups/Remixes by Colonel Clique: Pet (Super Pet, Evil Nine Remix) vs Prodigy (Firestarter Remix); KISS (I Was Made For Lovin You) VS Queens of Japan (I Was Made Fo Lovin You); Hollywood SexFuck (Original Song Featuring Betty Love, Jenny Hollywood and Colonel Clique w/music production by George Lacava at WeirdFix Records Studios)
The following clip is from an epic set I did online for BetaRecords, streamed live by almost 50,000 people worldwide! The sound is low, so turn your speakers up:
Resident DJ: Club Party Monster Hollywood and Tour; Kandy Festival; Club DV8, Los Angeles; The Basement, Hollywood; LICK, Hollywood; Flesh Afterhours, Hollywood; Dark Holiday, Los Angeles
DJ at Clubs: Space Disco, Los Angeles; Kink Ball, Hollywood; Masque, Los Angeles; Shadow Bar, Houston; Aztlan Theater, Denver; Bar Sinister, Hollywood; Supper Club, San Fransisco; Ice House, Phoenix Syren!, Hollywood; Club Hell, Hollywood.
Owner, WeirdFix Records weirdfixrecords.com Owner, WeirdFix.com weirdfix.com

My Interests

I call my motorcycle my Black Betty, and I am having an affair with her. I'm totally into music, girls, cars, motorcycles, conversation, my kids, my guitar, martial arts, the Hollywood underground scene and the FISTS OF JUSTICE

I'd like to meet:

All my myspace friends are totally hot and/or fierce, and I know most of my myspace friends personally. If you don't know me, you should first add yourself to my artists page,
and then I'll add here on my personal profile page AFTER I make sure you aren't going to send me annoying whorespace bulletins. I want to meet more driven individuals who create for the joy and catharsis of it, but have no interest in littering myspace with myspace whores or losers or bores.

Music:

You don't know me until you've heard me: Click here to hear one of my sickest sets
The music I like sounds like electro industrial experimental with rock infused. I like so much shit including: Coldcut, Cicada, Pink Floyd, Public Enemy, Simian Mobile Disco, John Dahlbach, Brian Tyler, Black Ghosts, Bionik Phunk, Chromeo, Zombie Girl, The Presets, Public Enemy, Mouse on Mars, The Twin, Cicada, Chromeo, Zombie Girl, More Machine Than Man, the Faint, Bozo Porno Circus, Peaches, Gus Gus, Depeche, Goldfrapp, Motley, No Love Band, Book of Love, Orbital, Autechre, ZZZ, Monologic, Dirty Sanchez, London After Midnight, Miss Kitten, Felix, Fischerspooner, Swayzak, Faithless, KISS, Deep Dish, Yello, Chicks on Speed, the Elusory, Meat Beat Manifesto, Leftfield, Gabriel Polomo, Intermix, Evil Nine, Imperative Reaction, Stereophonics, Psychic TV, Hong Kong Counterfeit, Pet and many many more from the ceiling to the floor. Hear it louder!

Movies:

Urotsukodoji: Legend of the Overfiend 1. The visuals and concept of Amageddon influenced my life from the first time I was glued to the screen. Just when you think you rule, there's always a more powerful force.
Michael Ninn's LATEX is the first porno that turned me on physically AND mentally.

Television:

It's been great to see my friends make the big time. The Todd from Velvet Grip Tattoo is gonna be on LA Ink and I've seen so many of my friends on reality shows like Fear Factor, dating shows and it always freaks me out to see them on TV. Reality stars are just being themselves, but when totally stressed out they act weird and I love to see irrational behavior of a person's true id. I hate: repeats, dialogue-heavy, overacting extras or bad acting.

Books:

Martin Buber's I AND THOU, Jane Robert's THE NATURE OF PERSONAL REALITY

Heroes:

Everything comes down to the topic of All that Is, Was and ever Will Be. My hero is GOD plus the little bits and pieces of those I know. I learned a lot about myself through Christophe Clarke 1990 Kung Fu Champion of the World.

My Blog

Fanbase Exclusive

You don't know me unless you've heard my music. I want to make you feel what I am saying through the tracks I play, the samples I choose and the order the songs come together. Click here to stream.I t...
Posted by Colonel Clique on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST