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Douglasville

On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.

About Me

Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
--John Milton
Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man. --Prison Chaplain

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are morally worth something. People with values. People with integrity.

Music:

AUGUST BURNS RED,
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME,
THE CHARIOT,
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA,
FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES
HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW
HE IS LEGEND,
NORMA JEAN,
OPETH,
PARKWAY DRIVE,

Movies:

Primal Fear,
Fight Club,
A Clockwork Orange,
Kill Bill,
The Motorcycle Diaries,
Moulin Rouge,
Last Samurai,
A Beautiful Mind.

Television:


More Funny Videos

Books:

Primal Fear, Kafka on the Shore, Fight Club, Confederacy of Dunces

Heroes:


Ben Dunn: The Coolest Dude I Know

Chase Lewis: Gore is Love

Christine: She doesn't put up with any shit

Alex: I don't need to explain how much she means to me

Allison: My Favorite Asian

My Blog

Snake

What am I doing wrong??
Posted by Douglasville on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST

Top 100 Things To Do Before I Die

1.  Watch over 1000 movies-COMPLETED2.  Set and/or beat a world record.3.  Get in a real fight.4.  Make someone crap their pants laughing or getting scared.5.  Get a tattoo.6....
Posted by Douglasville on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST

I am Jack's Paper

Doug Mackenzie COAD 1000 November 21, 2006 I am Jack's Candemonium Paper Will you bleed for me when suicide seems so yesterday? So, basically what you have here is a paper answering five simple q...
Posted by Douglasville on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

Get tested you Idiot English Paper

Douglas Mackenzie Dr. Harrington English 1100 November 21, 2006 Get Tested You Idiot                You walk into a movie theater and s...
Posted by Douglasville on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

A Public Service Announcement by Darren Aronofsky

Douglas Mackenzie Mrs. Harrington English 1100 September 26, 2006 A Public Service Announcement by Darren Aronofsky              WARNING!&nbs...
Posted by Douglasville on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

Freemason Paper: It's A Secret

Doug MackenzieIt's A Secret              Part One of this reading is not for the close-minded, religiously intolerant, or ignorant being. ...
Posted by Douglasville on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

COAD 1000 paper

Doug Mackenzie COAD 1000 October 31, 2006   Forced Conversation                So these freshman seminar students weren't doing an...
Posted by Douglasville on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

Benjamin Dunn on Apple Jacks...a paraphrase

Getitrightsteve: you want to hear a dumb story?  about apple jacks?    You know how they have the orange and green rings?  Well, when I was young, I was home by myself, so I w...
Posted by Douglasville on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

Killwhitneydead

So me Chase Ben and Carson drive to Raleigh to see Killwhitneydead.  My, Ben's, and Carson's killwhitneydead(live) cherry's are going to be popped tonight, and we're pumped up.  We listen to...
Posted by Douglasville on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST

I'll try my hand at writing

    He opened his eyes.  A small ring lay on the damp pavement inches from his face.  He licked his wet lips and tasted blood.  At least it's my blood.  He impercept...
Posted by Douglasville on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:40:00 PST