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how does one describe the monkey?
monkey --
[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
I'M A SICK FUCK!!!
well, i would start by first saying i'm a crazy son of a bitch. i'm a hopeless romantic. i drink more than any person should be able to and sleep about as much as a dope fiend. i'm far too nice for my own good and am constantly given examples to regreat later. i'm the only male feminist ive ever met and at the same time the only feminist who HATES women. how does that work? hell if i know! like i said, i'm fucking crazy... i'm a gemini so there's always two people in my head telling me to do completely opposite things. i never know which one to listen to and usually pick the wrong one for most occasions. i'm a horrible flirt, and even more of a tease, which usually gets me in trouble. i hate being alone, which doesn't refer to relationships, just general life. i can't eat by myself, can't go to the bar by myself, and most of all a can't sleep by myself, which is why i never really sleep. i'm very uncomfortable in my own skin and feel awkward if i'm not drunk. cause when i'm drunk i just don't care. i'm very honest about everything so don't ask if you don't want to know. and i hate being lied to. i'd rather hear something that pisses me off than to get even more pissed off later when i find out i was lied to... and i will find out... i think thats enough about me. why do you give a fuck anyway?
Gemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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Using your mouth
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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The porno of monkey's life will be called ...
"Black and Blue Erotica"
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monkey will go to jail for ...
Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children
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monkey will go to jail for ...
Making sweet love to a religious symbol
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You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life's pleasures as much as you can.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!
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Hedonism
100%
Justice (Fairness)
80%
Kantianism
75%
Utilitarianism
75%
Existentialism
70%
Apathy
55%
Nihilism
40%
Strong Egoism
0%
Divine Command
0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test
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