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About Me

What I likes: Nasty colored green skirts. High chairs you get your butt stuck in. Star tripping. Carpet stained with cat vomit. Dogs that eat rocks. Royal Gayla apples. Sticky notes. The sounds fax machines make. Snozberries. Fatfaces. Demonic skulls that light up and eat souls. Calculators the size of my head. Zach Morris. Truck beds. The word, tidbit.What I don't likes: Chewing with mouth open. The word, shedaisy. The way old women hike their skirts up to their necks. Sombreros. Demon skulls that light up and eat souls. Ceramic cats. Mini staplers. FEET. Matching red hats for going to plays.

My Interests

I am working on a project that will save all humanity's problems. It involves some floss, a gluestick, and one of those shiny disco balls that hang from rearview mirrors. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

I'd like to meet:

A wizard with one of those cone hats. Or really anyone who feels like talking to me.. my aim is BeckyMcBeckerton if you want to check that action out.. yeah.. so there you go.

Music:

I'm a music whore.. you name it, I probably like it.. umm.. except country.. and I don't feel comfortable with rap... but, I'll listen to it. Give me time and I'll right a bunch down.. but as of right now.. I'm beat from all this profilin'.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (amazing). Super Troopers. Zoolander. UHF. Usual Suspects. Fight Club. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Van Wilder. Dead Man on Campus. Donnie Darko. Love Actually. Shawshank Redemption. Snatch. Pulp Fiction. Amelie. Dumb and Dumber.

Heroes:

The Denominator!!

My Blog

so what's YOUR spiritual gift.

So, as I was talking to Miss Caryn and realized that her spiritual gift was being oh so cool.. I was trying to think of my own.. and I do believe mine would be distracting people.. oh man, I am amazin...
Posted by Beck on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what not to do.

You know, how everytime you do something embarrassing a teacher or a parent walks into the room? Well.. that happens to me all the time. The worse person you can think of to walk in.. walks in at that...
Posted by Beck on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mood pants

Do they make mood pants? I would buy me a pair, and I would wear them to work. If anyone wants to try to make me do something they can look at my pants and say, "woah, she looks a little stressed, I ...
Posted by Beck on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't you want somebody to love?

Those crazy kids with their crazy.... VD. Anyway, I have learned that you can have a heckuva lot of fun with just duck tape, a back seat, and one of those machines that perforate paper. Okay, so ...
Posted by Beck on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST