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About Me


Pray for what you want, but work for what you need. (fortune cookies are deep yo!)
"Fool me once...strike one. Fool me twice...strike three"
well I am painfully shy and a very nervous person, luckily I am a good faker and nobody ever notices, plus I hide my uncomfortableness with humor. But, I will not talk to someone unless they speak to me first and this comes off as being snobby or a bitch. I'm not-it's just a shy thing. I'm moody. I am not very observant of my surroundings but I notice everyting when it comes to people. I would rather sit back and watch people more than get involved in the situation. I have a short temper and get aggrevated easily. I like shiny things. I like things to be clean and simple. I love to laugh. I quote movies all the time. I like things that are different (whether it is a book, art, movie or music). I am a horrible speller. I dont understand poetry and never will pretend to. I have a big soft spot in my heart for animals. I like dark humor (not derranged). Most of the time you will never know what I am really thinking. I like to keep people guessing (NOTE* this does not mean that I am a fake person.) I am sarcastic. I can be very mean when provoked. I get embarrassed pretty easily but I will laugh it off while turning red. I like to think that I am a pretty cool chick but mabey I am just having delusions of granjeur. Im very open minded as well as opinioinated. Also, I am pretty bad at explaining things. Umm that about sums me up for now.
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My Interests

Well as you can tell from my lists I like to read, watch tv and go to the movies. I also enjoy painting (even though I havent done so in a while). I like to fish but I do get bored easily and will quit. I recently have become interested with urban exploration. I am into history. I like the past....

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Music:

Ok I like alot of music. The artists that I list are ones that I really enjoy, not just one or two songs of theirs. Also I just had to re-update this since my list was deleted by mistake. I love music from the 90's, 80's and 70's (especially the 90's)DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, Led Zeppelin, Hall and Oates, Lionel Ritchie, Foo Fighters, Big Lan, Dolly Parton, The Fugees, Journey, Corinne Bailey Ray, Fall Out Boy, Tonic, Gym Class Heros, Heavy Contact, Old Madonna, Paula Abdul, No Doubt, Black Eye Peas, The Commadors, Barry White, Elvis, Isreal K, Lauryn Hill, The Doors, The Beatles, Jack Johnson, James Taylor, bluegrass, folk music, old music from the 20's-50's, Beastie Boys, Hip Hop, some rap and anything that has an original sound and thought process.

Movies:

Napoleaon Dynamite, Officer and a Gentleman, Urban Cowboy, Joe Dirt, Lollilove, Slither, The Boondock Saints, 4 Brothers, City of God Office Space!, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil 1&2 (almost anything with Zombies), Zoolander, Butterfly Effect, Elf,City of Angels, 50 First Dates, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison (Yes I love Adam Sandler), Spanglish, Welcome To The Dollhouse, But I'm A Cheerleader, My Life Without Me, Pecker, Back To The Future 1&2, Forrest Gump, The Terminal, Closer, Butterfly Effect, Shark Tale, Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, Flight Of The Navigator, Legend, Labrynth, and the list goes on and on. Yea and I like to quote movie lines alot... if you didnt know by now.

Television:

The Office, Cops, My Name Is Earl, Heros, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, Intervention, ER, Food Network, Blind Date and thats about all I can think of right now.

Books:

Anything by Carl Hiassen (sp?), anything by Augusten Burroghs, Go Ask Alice, anything by Jean Green and Jennifer Weiner, Gap Creek, The 5 People You Meet In Heaven, Tuesdays With Morrie, The Secret Life Of Bees, Guns Germs and Steel, anything by David Sedaris, The Red Tent, The Curious Incident Of The Dog At Midnight.

Heroes:

Hiro Nakamura

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Don't Hate Frogs


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Etiquette Guide for Casual Sex

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Listen to Dwight, he knows how to take care of a lady.

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Broiled just the way you like 'em.


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