let's see... what interests me? making people laugh. or at least knowing that people are laughing at what i say even though they're ignorant about what they're actually laughing at.
RICKY GERVAIS. (seen him)
Woody Allen. 
Dave Foley. 
Ian Roberts. (seen him)
Amy Sedaris. 
George W. Bush was the first U.S. president to visit Albania. This occurred on June 10, 2007. Watch his welcome.
God bless America and Albania.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: hekla 
Birthday: 1/2/87 
Birthplace: tirana, albania 
Current Location: long branch, new jersey 
Eye Color: brown 
Hair Color: brown 
Height: 5'5'' 
Right Handed or Left Handed: right 
Your Heritage: albanian, thus the birthplace 
The Shoes You Wore Today: i didn't wear shoes today, yet 
Your Weakness: food 
Your Fears: death of a family member, and many others 
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose weight 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (obviously) 
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it, i woke up again 
Your Best Physical Feature: none 
Your Bedtime: now? around 2:30 am 
Your Most Missed Memory: when i was about 5 or 6, playing all day long 
Pepsi or Coke: what's the difference? 
MacDonalds or Burger King: never been to burger king 
Single or Group Dates: never been on a date 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: never had nestea 
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino 
Do you Smoke: no 
Do you Swear: of course 
Do you Sing: as long as i have vocal cords, i'll always sing, not professionally of course 
Do you Shower Daily: mostly yes, lol 
Have you Been in Love: no one has 
Do you want to go to College: no, but i have to 
Do you want to get Married: no, and i won't 
Do you belive in yourself: no, and i refuse to 
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes 
Do you think you are Attractive: no 
Are you a Health Freak: no 
Do you get along with your Parents: technically yea 
Do you like Thunderstorms: not so much 
Do you play an Instrument: no 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes 
In the past month have you Smoked: no 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: look above 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no 
In the past month have you been on Stage: fortunately no 
In the past month have you been Dumped: no 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh yea, that's me, skinny dipping 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no 
Ever been Drunk: yes 
Ever been called a Tease: never ever 
Ever been Beaten up: god no 
Ever Shoplifted: who is the retard that made up this survey? 
How do you want to Die: as painlessly as possible 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i don't want to grow up 
What country would you most like to Visit: albania 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: i don't care 
Favourite Hair Color: i don't care 
Short or Long Hair: i don't care 
Height: i don't care 
Weight: i don't care 
Best Clothing Style: i don't care 
Number of Drugs I have taken: whatever 
Number of CDs I own: um, like 2? 
Number of Piercings: none 
Number of Tattoos: none 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't remember 
Freelove Freeway. 
Paris Night. 
Spaceman. 
Higher Ground.
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. 
the ring. 
saw. 
anything Woody Allen. 
anything Christopher Guest.
THE OFFICE (original). 
extras. 
upright citizens brigade. 
the kids in the hall. 
strangers with candy.
"ATLAS SHRUGGED", "the fountainhead", and "we the living" by ayn rand.
RICKY GERVAIS. 
AYN RAND.