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★Jes

Approach both love and cooking with reckless abandonment.

About Me

If we made a pie chart of awesomeness, I would have the biggest slice.

Come see me at the "NO CLASS" art show Nov. 14th @ Flight 19 Gallery in downtown Tampa, I command you!

My Interests

Low-brow art, low-budget productions, Indie film and music, digital manipulations, tattoos and body-modification, black-vinyl-anything, pin-ups, burlesque, monster trucks, power tools, Guitars, guns, Quality Beer and bud, Anarchism, Nikola Tesla (coils), conspiracy theory, synchronicity, Free Energy theory, and everything else that blows my fucking mind.

I'd like to meet:

Boozers and Schmoozers, Rockers and Shockers.

Music:

indie, punk rock, rockabilly, southern rock, downtempo, low-fi, country, blues, and then some... Favorites include : MURDER CITY DEVILS, the Cramps, Steve Earle, Hasil Adkins, Rev. Horton Heat, the Meteors, flogging molly, tiger army, hank williams 1 and 3, johnny cash, patsy cline, the Distillers, portishead, tom waits, black heart procession, bright eyes, the decembrists, drive by truckers, lucero, santogold, and ...

Movies:

viva la independent film!

Television:

daily show, colbert report, adult swim.

Books:

currently: the watchmen

Heroes:

the aqua teen hunger force, and your mom.

My Blog

The Subprime Mortgage Primer

Easy to understand stick figure synopsis of the problems leading to the global financial crisis:Subprime Mortage Primer @ BusinessPundit.com...
Posted by Jes on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:38:00 PST

MEAN MACHINE TATTOO CO.

Jason started working at Mean Machine Tattoo Co. today and we are both pretty excited about this opportunity. Be sure to tell him congrats, or better yet, stop in and see him and get some INK already!...
Posted by Jes on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:40:00 PST

Ya Heard?

I heard this on the radio and thought it so true:Great Minds talk about ideasAverage Minds talk about eventsSimple Minds talk about other people...
Posted by Jes on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

THC FIGHTS AGING/CANCEROUS CELLS!!!

yeah so the article is old but its news to me:Link to article at Washington PostStudy Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection By Marc KaufmanWashington Post Staff Writer Friday, May 26, 2006; Page A03 T...
Posted by Jes on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:31:00 PST

"I Hear Them All"

I hear the crying of the hungry in the deserts where they're wandering. Hear them crying out for heaven's own benevolence upon them. Hear destructive power prevailing, I hear fools falsely h...
Posted by Jes on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:59:00 PST

BATTLE OF THE BAYS!!!! (SAT. MARCH 29TH)

AND WHILE I LIVE IN TAMPA, I’LL BE SKATING FOR ST. PETE THAT NIGHT, BUT I LIKE ST PETE MORE ANYWAYS.
Posted by Jes on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

Reich on Genital Gratification

Willhelm Reich:Psychic health depends on orgastic potency, i.e., upon the degree to which one can surrender to and experience the climax of excitation in the natural sexual act. It is founded upon the...
Posted by Jes on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:23:00 PST

*OFFICIAL BADASS*

This is just a reminder to anyone that is a friend of mine: I will always go down swinging for you, because thats the kind of friend I am. I am not an instigator (not usually anyways) and I dont think...
Posted by Jes on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:02:00 PST

WOMEN ARE EVIL

men are evil too, maybe not as much as women, but there is good reason for that. women had to get better at something since you guys are so much better at flexing your might. our wrath comes in the fo...
Posted by Jes on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:43:00 PST

All I Want For Xmas...

Thank God for Baby Jesus!Let us celebrate his name with love and laughter and the shining spirit of selfless giving!So... get on it and buy me some of this shit already(Materialism is the defining spi...
Posted by Jes on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST