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linds-o-rama!

Married!

About Me

www.lindseyclark.com

I am currently a limpy gimpy girl with a fucked knee, so I don't do anything these days except sit around huffing spray cans of Yunnan Baiyao and popping vitamin I. Sucks for me.

Moved to Bend from NYC in October 06. I'm a product designer, skier, and enjoyer of loud punk rock, even louder metal, dogs, drinking whiskey and PBR, paddling, watching movies, and making art. My most recent obsession is climbing at Smith, that shit is super fun! I like traveling the world, but I've got a lot to go.

My Interests

motorcycles, skiing, climbing, jumping off stuff, dogs, jameson, movies, skateboarding, PBR, riding bikes, trucks, dancing, hot tubs, cute girls and swimming, not necessarily in that order.

Music:

999, subhumans, motorhead, PAT FUCKING BENETAR!, x ray spex, bowie, gbh, biz markie, tsol, the cars, the mary jane girls, johnny cash, devo, kraftwerk, adam and the ants, all that early NY punk stuff like blondie and the ramones... god this list will be long if i keep going.

Movies:

40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN !!!

yummy sexiness: the dreamers, SECRETARY

post-apocalyptic madness: planet of the apes, brasil, soylent green

cheezy feel-gooders: tank girl, better off dead

a little scary but fuckin awesome: the thing (carpenter), the shining

all-around fantastic: fight club (obviously), star wars: a new hope, and episode III! that shit kicked ass. sleepy hollow, from hell, enter the dragon

scholarly or otherwise: the cabinet of dr. caligari, lost in translation, decline of western civilization II: the metal years, murderball

Television:

NO TV FOR ME, OK, well, maybe the Simpsons. And Weeds. But we watch them on DVD... we don't get any TV channels in our house. Actually, we're assuming that because we haven't tried. TV rots your brain, right? And I need all the help I can get.

Books:

the red tent, memoirs of a geisha, hell's angels, please kill me: the uncensored oral history of punk, the other hollywood: the uncensored oral history of porn, beautiful and inspirational books on art and design, instructional tomes on woodworking, metalworking, glassworking, ceramics, or anything handy.I'm currently reading The Dharma Bums and it is really really awesome so far.

Heroes:

DAVID BYRNE!!! that dude kicks ass! the only thing that would make him cooler is if he was a chick! louise bourgeois, eileen gray, and my mom.

My Blog

Dear Diary: Im So Fucked

It appears that I went big for my very first knee injury. Last week's MRI results showed a very unhappy kneecap on my right knee. Doctorspeak describes the situation as a "fissure in kneecap cartilage...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:07:00 PST

Spanked by St. Helens

Last weekend, Erik, Kaya and I set out to climb and ski Mount St. Helens. Mount St. Helens is an active stratovolcano located in Skamania County, Washington, in the Pacific Northwest region of the Uni...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:38:00 PST

World travel and stuff

So... I'm not delusional enough to think I am some seasoned world traveler, but I thought I'd get one of these world maps started nonetheless. I might be headed back to Asia next month, then possibly ...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:46:00 PST

Fun times in Bend...

This weekend was excellent!!! Friday: Saw a bluegrass/punk hybrid band (awesome), drank PBR's, made new friends (also awesome), played bocce ball. Saturday: Went to roller derby bout as Yvonne's date...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:16:00 PST

Leaving New York

The real countdown has officially begun... Erik quit his job last week, today was my last day at work, last night was our going away party... and we're leaving on Friday! This trip should be a grand a...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

Things I like about Spain

Spain rules. Here are some reasons why: Wine drinking at lunchtime Toilet seats without pee Bidets used as magazine holders Paella Lack of humidity Men's fans (I bought one for myself) Hanging o...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

WHAT IS UP WITH NASTY PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAYS???

am i crazy or do i just have the best luck?  in the last month, i have had the pleasure of sitting next to people on the train who decided to do one ore more of the following things: 1. file nail...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

I FUCKING LOVE GERMANS!!!

i don't know what it is about the people of germany... is it because half of my blood comes from that country?  or because a bunch of them act like robots?  or is it their silly accents?&nbs...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a crazy day at coney

i saw the apocalypse... and it was at coney! yesterday, whilst i was sick as a dog and my family was in town from cali for my graduation, we took a family trip to coney island. rain was in the for...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

confessions of a hair model

ok. i haven't paid for a haircut in at least 5 years, if not longer... i first discovered hair modeling in san francisco, where i went to an aveda concept salon for free hair cuts. when i moved ...
Posted by linds-o-rama! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST