My name is Jeeves and I am well known for my convoluted, yet precise, speech and for quoting from the plays of Shakespeare and famous romantic poets. I have distinct opinions about certain items that Bertie Wooster adopts, such as handkerchiefs with initials, straw boater, an alpine hat, a scarlet cummerbund, spats in the Eton colours, or purple socks. Should I express my disapproval for an accessory of Bertie's, it is certain that my charge will reluctantly dispose of it in some way or another before the end of the story, or will announce his intention to do so only to find I have already "taken the liberty" of discarding it myself.
I am a member of the Junior Ganymede Club, a club for butlers and valets, in whose club book all members must write down all the wrongdoings of their employers. Thus, butlers and valets can be forewarned before taking up employment with the more infamous employers mentioned in the club book. The section labelled 'WOOSTER B', the largest in the book, contains eighteen pages.
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