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Fuck Hoes

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About Me

I manipulate people for my own self pleasure. I dislike people even if I treat them nicely. I enjoy disrupting things everywhere I go, especially when I make people cry, and or turn people on each other. I think humans are the lowest form of species on earth. I like to think that I'm better than everybody else, especially you. It angers me that the rest of the world isn't nearly as cool or interesting as me. I like MILFS, not necessarily G-MILFS though. I don't like hoes very much, except when they put out. Btw, most of that stuff was just BS. Except the MILF part ;)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan B. Cherry
Birthday: 03/07/1989
Birthplace: Georgia
Current Location: Dacula Georgia
Eye Color: Blue/green
Hair Color: Naturally it's blonde, but I like to experiment
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half German, 1/4th Irish, 1/8th French, 1/8th Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: None. I don't believe in shoes
Your Weakness: Not having any
Your Fears: I don't really have any
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything with Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a job that I don't despise
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really have one I don't think
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wonder what time it is?"
Your Best Physical Feature: My arse! Lol, I don't know. It's not like I think of myself in that way
Your Bedtime: When 'normal' people wake up
Your Most Missed Memory: Being like 10/15 years old. Best times of my life
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I can't choose!
Single or Group Dates: Depends really. A group date can be fun, but it's more like hanging out rather than a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nope, Tea SUCKS
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: When I want to annoy people I do
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: NO! Girls suck! Kidding. I am very much so
Do you want to go to College: In our crumbling enonomy, it's almost a waste to have any kind of degree, but I would still like one
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yep. believe in yourself, and nobody else
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Let's just say that I wish cloning was legal, that way I could fuck myself blind
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Usually
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Uhh... Drugs are bad, mkay? If you do drugs, you're a bad person, mkay?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELL NO! Never will
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes actually. Hated it
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I didn't want to excite the neighbors
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: A few times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I want to travel through a time vortex, then be crushed by a jet engine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Similar to Adolf, just kill stupid people instead. Which would probably backfire, since there'd only be like 8 people left in the world!
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada, maybe England. You know, country's that actually take care of their people
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde's, brunette's, and redhead's are nice! I like!
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't really matter
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Less than a cow
Best Clothing Style: Pretty much anything but prep, scene
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, I think. Unless I can't remember the rest XD
Number of CDs I own: Like I'm gonna count! Like 350, 400 maybe?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few small things, but nothing drastically huge
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison, James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Jonathan Davis, Till Liderman, Richard Kruspe, Oliver Riedel, Christoph Schneider, Doktor Lorenz, Paul Landers, Corey Taylor, James Root, Ozzy Osbourne, Scott Ian, Tons more, will add laterI also wish that that pussy of a douchebag Kurt Cobain didn't take his own life, 'cause I would very much like to have had the opportunity to kick his balls into his throat.

My Blog

Fuck Dat Hoe

I reached out to you, you pushed me away. I tried to reason with you, you just called me names. I did a lot for you, and you didn't appreciate it. So, all I have to say is, FUCK YOU! And your lapdog. ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 12:38:00 GMT

For my other half

As some of you may know, I went to visit my Beautiful, and caring girlfriend the 2nd of this month, through the 9th. And even though the trip seemed so brief, we've actually come to being as close as ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:32:00 GMT