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Tony Fucking Montana

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

"Greater love hath no man than this,
But to lay down his life for his friends."
R.I.P SPC Kenneth J. Iwasinski


Ya i'm Crazy Eyes. There ain't much to me but if u feel like talkin im me BFDCrazyEyeS.
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti."
- Boundock Saints
"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'"
- American History X
"'Here, every man has to fight for himself and not think of anyone else. Even of his father. Here, there are no fathers, no brothers, no friends. Everyone lives and dies for himself alone.'"
- Night
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||| 16%
TRAIT SNAPSHOT:
Introverted, irritable, feels invisible, observer, depressed, does not enjoy leadership, reveals little about self, dislikes large parties, feels undesirable, does not like to stand out, submissive, suspicious, emotionally sensitive, not a thrill seeker, solitude loving, likes silence, fragile, second guesses self, negative, unadventurous, fearful, weird, focuses on people's hidden motives, paranoid, phobic, dependent, cautious, avoidant, semi intellectual.
LEO: The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Intelligent. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely weird but in a good way. . Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find .Extremely random and proud of it. Great when found.

My Interests

1. friends
2. movies
3. music

I'd like to meet:

No One That I Dont Already Know... Except Carmen Electra

Music:

ACDC
Adam Sandler
Aerosmith
Aiden
Alan Jackson
Andrew Dice Clay
Andy Griggs
Arlo Guthrie
As I Lay Dying
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Bayside
The Beetles
Blake Shelton
Bleeding Through
Bloodhound Gang
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Bob Marley
Bob Seger
Bon Jovi
Brad Paisley
Bryan Adams
Candlebox
Chris Cagle
Chris Rock
Chumbawumba
CKY
The Clash
Clay Walker
Coal Chamber
Craig Morgan
Creed
Damian Marley
Dane Cook
Daniel Tosh
David Bowie
The Dead Kennedys
Def Leopard
Denis Leary
Devil Driver
Dion & The Belmonts
Disturbed
Elton John
Eric Johnson
Faith Hill Garth Brooks
Gary Allen
George Carlin
Godsmack
Green Day
Guns N Roses
GWAR
ICP
INXS
Iron Maiden
Jason Aldean
Jimi Hendrix
Joe Nichols
John Lenon
John Michael Montgomery
Jonny Cash
Jonny Rebel
Josh Gracin
Keith Anderson
Keith Urband
Kenny Chesney
Kid Rock
Kilswitch Engage
KISS
Korn
Leanne Rhymes
Lewis Black
Lifehouse
Limp Bizkit
Lonestar
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Marcy Playground
Marilyn Manson
Mars Volta
Metallica
Montgomery Gentry
Mudvayne
Nickleback
Nine Inch Nails
Oasis
The Offspring
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pearl Jam
Pen Knife Love Life
Pink Floyd
POD
Poison
Powerman 5000
Project Deadman
Queen
The Ramones
Randy Travis
Rascal Flatts
REM
Rick Springfield
Rise Against
Rodney Carrington
The Rolling Stones
Seether
Sex Pistols
Shinedown
Silverstein
Slayer
Slipknot
SLR Whitestarr
Smile Empty Soul
Social Destortion
Soulfly
Staind
Static X
Steven Lynch
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Sublime
System Of A Down
Tenacious D
Third Eye Blind
Tim Mcgraw
Toby Kieth
Trace Adkins
Tracy Byrd
Trapt
Trivium
Turbonegro
Twisted Sister
Van Halen
Ziggy Marley

Movies:

SLC Punk
Boondock Saints
Grind
American History X
40 Year Old Virgin
Crash
Slap Shot 1 & 2
Lion King
House Of Wax
Not Another Teen Movie
Scary Movie 1 & 2
The Longest Yard
House Of 1000 Corpses
Devils Rejects
Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Edward Scissorhands
The Girl Next Door
American Pie 1 & 2
Psycho
Vertigo
Last House On The Left
Soylent Green
3000 Miles To Graceland
The Shinning
The Whole Nine Yards
Analyze This
Oceans Eleven
Top Gun
Happy Gilmore
The Waterboy
National Security
Silence Of The Lambs
Blazing Saddles
Spaceballs
Evolution
The Matrix
Billy Maddison
Austin Powers
Bambi
SWAT
Steeling Harvard
Bad News Bears
Beverly Hills Ninja
Scarface
Miracle
The Italian Job
Cry Wolf

Television:

Only thing I watch on TV is the Red Sox... sometimes whatever is on Comedy Central.

Books:

Night, Brain Droppings, Napalm And Silly Putty, Contreversy Creates Cash, anything funny.

Heroes:

My Brother, Lacia, Meghan, Matt, Justin and My Dad