"I'm all about having a good time...Get a few cocktails in me, start a fire in some ones kitchen. Then go to Sea World and take my pants off..." If you know what thats from, you can be my friend. You can find me with my band of idiots. That could be either my Marblehead or Newport group, both equally retarded (if your retarded and reading this sorry for the insult)I like to go out, I prefer bars over clubs. I also perform Sing-a-longs for the deaf, and knife juggling for the blind...
Some of the people eveyone will know, a few only some people will know...Big Papi, so I could hug him...Larry Bird, so i could bow before him...Tom Brady and Teddy Bruschi so i could tell them I love them as much as one straight man could love two other staight men...Shakira because I think her hips might be lying ...Bill Simmons so we could talk sports...Artie Bells car, so i could piss in the gas tank... Derick Jeter so I could shake his hand...A-Rod so I could punch him in his big purple lips...
My taste is all over the place...but pretty much anything, also you wouldn't guess it to look at me but I'll dance your pants right off!
This could take a while, I will just give you some of my random favs. The Boon Dock Saints, Good Will Hunting, Gross Point Blank, Old School, Ancor Man. Anything from the 80's, ALMOST anything with an SNL cast memeber as long as its not Jimmy Fallon.
The Office, Family Guy, Seinfield, Simpsons, Entourage, Rescue me, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny...,
Bring Down the House, High Fidelity, Sex Drugs and KoKo Puffs, Ugly Americans, Saturday Afternoon Maddness, Green Eggs and Ham, Now I Can Die In Peace, Busting Vegas, A Criminal and and Irishman, Brothers Bulger
Larry Bird because he’s Larry Fucking Bird, Mark Walberg because he is the funniest man in Hollywood and doesn’t know it, and Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits. And I guess you could say Sting. I don’t really listen to it his music but he’s out there making it, and I respect that