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I just thought I would clear up any confusion about Los Feliz

Los Feliz, also Rancho Los Feliz and Feliz Ranch, is a district of the City of Los Angeles, California. Feliz means "happy" in Spanish, in which it is pronounced /fe'li?/. However, the local English p...
Posted by sausage legs on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

Love is...

a plague in a mixed up parade, where the castaways look so deranged.
Posted by sausage legs on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

Listen to this.

they will take over the world.
Posted by sausage legs on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

Nov. 9, 1914 - Sept.12, 2006

Rest in peace Snappap.
Posted by sausage legs on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

food for thought...

1 lb of fat...comparably I think my  boobs weigh 4 lbs in total.
Posted by sausage legs on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

Notice:

If you've got a beautiful house you like a lot...there's no need to ring my doorbell.  I've had it with you guys.
Posted by sausage legs on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

I've been kidnapped by the TV

All of my childhood and adult years of HBO and Movie Channel deprivation has all come back to haunt me the past two days that I've been dog sitting.  I feel like some sort of caveman on heroin.&n...
Posted by sausage legs on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

Vacancy

If i had a heart it would probably be broken anyhow.
Posted by sausage legs on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:35:00 PST

Sigh -

v. intr. To exhale audibly in a long deep breath, as in weariness or relief. To emit a similar sound: willows sighing in the wind. To feel longing or grief; yearn: sighing for their lost youth. ...
Posted by sausage legs on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:33:00 PST

Oh me.

Cheap Trick said it so well in thier song entitled "Oh Caroline"... shucks it's like he knows me...
Posted by sausage legs on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST