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About Me

I'm a New York girl living in L.A. I'm impulsive and compassionate to a fault. I fancy myself a moderate badass. I love being around other people, laughing, storytelling, getting intense, feeling exhilarated. I get very antsy (ADD) and despise wasted time. I believe in making huge amounts of food for friends and strangers (especially pancakes). I look for the good in everyone, but have a cynical sense of humor. I keep a cool head under pressure. I'm a biter. I keeps it real... Obama Hillary Dance Off on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Blog

Blame It.

I posted this chez Facebook also.  But it belongs on a blog.  Though by that I mean I should probably get a respectable website for this glorious content of mine.  I'm just that good.  :-)  Backstory:...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:50:00 GMT

The Penis Mightier.

This is the essay I read yesterday at Sit N Spin... after reflection, I'm changing the title from the above SNL homage to something more thematically useful, as seen below.  The reading was a big succ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:41:00 GMT

Ambien Blog.

The following blog shall be devoted entirely to the glorious and inimitable feeling of communicating by writing while on Ambien.  I would suggest a series of substance-related blogs, but none are...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Go West meets Jesus Christ.

So, I just posted this on Facebook (MySpace, you know you're less popular, don't even pretend) but then realized it's far more appropriate as a blog.  So, le voila.  Ideally, the two version...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:31:00 GMT

The Adult Game of Trouble

My first sketch to have a viral video incarnation! The Adult Game Of Trouble - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:14:00 GMT

Actors are stupid.

I don't like actors. Yes, contradiction in terms, perhaps, me having invested the bloom of my youth in the pursuit of a "career" (quotes absolutely warranted) in acting.  But I've discovered that...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:06:00 GMT

My life in art.

Hello, blog.There are a few things that have shifted in my life here.  First of all, it's clear that my job is different, as I NEVER write anymore.  Because I can't: no more the receptionist...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:39:00 GMT

The significance was obscure

I went looking for a present for my improv teacher, who likes Bukowski, and found this very tiny pamphlet in a rare book store, which had the following poem in it.  It's so good it gave me a chil...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:51:00 GMT

My lesbian past.

I finally read in Sit N Spin again last night, with rousing success.  Some have called my reading "brave".   I don't know if I would go that far-- it's hardly battling cancer-- but it's...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:14:00 GMT

The itch.

Oh, I've got it again.  It's that wanderlust.  It's the get-the-fuck-out-of-dodge reflex.  And it's taken full hold of my soul and is posessing me like some spiritual poison ivy.I'm goi...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:49:00 GMT