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Thales

But you don't hear a word I say.

About Me

I am not as shy as you think I am. I notice everything. I am not a multinational military defense contractor. You think I'm funny.

Because for some reason you'd care what I'm listening to:

Twitter makes even less sense than myspace. Why would I want to let people what I'm doing at every moment of my life? Too much, man!
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My Interests

Bringing sexy back. Never letting jokes die. Live music. Women who play cello or violin. Trouble. Not sleeping. 3am. Cupcakes. Vodka. Pad Thai (extra spicy). First Wednesday Wine Tasting. Drunken IMing. Obsessively organizing. Finding out the answer. Making you laugh. Figuring people out. Not feeling useless.

I'd like to meet:

People who care about other people. And people who make me laugh.

Music:

Is My Hot Hot Sex. Music Is My Backrub. Music Is Where I'd Like You To Touch.

Movies:

Rarely live up to my expectations.

Television:

Rots Your Brain and is much better on DVD. But I'm still addicted to Battlestar Galactica, Weeds, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Heroes, and The Office.

Books:

Are Overflowing from all corners of my home.

Heroes:

You and EE Cummings and the girl behind Michelle and I at the Arcade Fire show.

My Blog

Clam Bake

Dear Alexandra,The other day I went out for a walk in the woods.  It was snowing, but the sun was shining, and I tried not to think about the time we walked here together and accidentally killed ...
Posted by Thales on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

Rosemary

My Dear Alexandra,Yesterday I lay underneath your bed while you were forced to submit to that tramp Paula.  You didn't know I was there, but the sounds resonating from the bed make me believe tha...
Posted by Thales on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:20:00 PST

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin

Dearest Alexandra,The murder of your cousin was not my fault.  Sometimes these things just happen, and perhaps while I was examining the .357 Magnum (which had been used against poor Leroy when t...
Posted by Thales on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST