"Big Rock"
Sword Baby - scorpio
- turn ons - really boney lady con drippy gummas
- turn offs - hogs
- turn out - left on Kiolstad
"Uggie" - Able
- try outs - really likes to try it out
- turn ons- the chick that rakes that mess up
- turns - hates girls
The Spike - cancer
- turn ons - someone who is still growing
- turn offs - suicide
Imp of Darkness - Darwin
- turn ons - bacterial infections, green sauce
- turn offs - slumber parties, zombie girls
The Lengthener - Big Scoop
- Turn ons - Huge Ossicles, Cataract Surgery
- Turn offs - Loser conventions
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