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Paolo

People fake a lot of social interactions. I may be faking all of them.

About Me

I'm a smart, career-oriented over-achiever. But for those of you who know me, I'm a drunk, permiscuous, shadow-of-my-former-self, funny, gay lil urbanite. I've lived in this god forsaken city so long, I'm well past jaded. I've become tolerant and immune to the drama n bullshyte this town mass produces, as long as it continues to bring in unsuspecting fresh meat to molest. Despite all that, I'm real friendly n approachable, and welcome in all people from all walks of life, unless ur boring, or really bad looking. The exception, of course, is if u drink. I could always use a drinking buddy. Alcohol just makes everyone get along. Everyone from a high school kid to a bum on the street knows that.

My Interests

Movies. From the really cheezy to the imaginative and insightful to the "let's go see that one with the hottie whats-his-face in it." Luv musical theatre too, if only they weren't so long and full of talking in between. Videogames. Altho they're more fun as a group activity. Sex. Have it. Life's short, and beuty's fleeting. Clothes. I don't have a flair for fashion but I like what I see. Whatever your taste is, everyone should strive to make the world beutiful. Aesthetics is a touch of the divine. There's no such thing as bad taste, just a lack thereof. Beliefs. Everyone should believe in something, just please don't peddle your propaganda to the populace. Alliteration's fun too.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm, lemme think. Robin Williams, Hayden Christensen, Megan Mullally, Prince Charles, Bette Midler, Glenn Close, the Pope, the president, Tupac when he was alive (or wherever he's hiding now), Paris Hilton... yeh, anyone famous.

Television:

will & grace, weeds, heroes, studio 60, the office, dead like me, fat actress, the comeback, simpsons, daily show, colbert report