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Joel

'I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.' Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

About Me

I live here:

Soon I'll live here:

Look, I have nice friends:

And a nice guitar:

I like books and politics and philosophy and things, but they're all quite hard to put in one picture, so I won't bother. I friggin' love football.
I also like my family, but there's too many of them, and their amazingness would shock you to death anyway. Don't want to cause any accidents or get arrested.
I try to do alot to help other people, but most of you don't realise cos I don't go around bragging about it. It seems like a natural thing to help where you can and it makes me feel good. It makes me feel like I'm making a difference.
That's it, my life is good for a change and I want to keep it that way and possibly sort it out for others elsewhere.
I don't have my own philosophy yet, can you spell irony?
Bye for now.

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My Interests

My general interests interest me.

Television:

Lost rocks my Scottish socks.

Books:

Banks, Steel, Hornby, Dickens, Pullman, Koontz.

Heroes:

It's kind of annoying when someone knows you well enough to know when you're lying about something. She knows when something's up and doesn't get off my back 'til I tell her what it is. She's pretty insightful for someone of another race, and I love it. You know your best friend is your best friend when she knows you're going to make a crap joke and buries her head in her hands in shame, or can finish off most of your sentences for you, even when she isn't taking the piss. She's earnt my trust, and I know I have hers. I've known her almost a year and all of you who think you can't develop a great friendship in that time can go get raped by a very well-endowed horse.
I'll miss her.

And the rest of them: