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Thomas

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About Me

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My Interests

Music, Reading, Movies and in case you didn't realise, I also value originality in Myspace profile responses, Art Deco and Pop Art, Britain, anything alt-country, Mop-Top haircuts, Anti-terrorism laws, Politics, etc.

I also love anything ironic, especially when it comes to the current pop-culture phenomenon that is "retro" clothing and music, which is all the rage at the moment. Now everyone can enjoy a slice of authentic 1980s culture and style, and reminisce about what it was like to grow up in that most nostalgia-inducing of decades, regardless of whether you were actually alive then or not. So thanks General Pants, Tsubi, and Modular Records, you guys are totally bitchin'.

1986 is back everyone, let's enjoy it while we can.

I'd like to meet:

Cat Power, The Beatles, Joe Strummer, Beck, Andy Warhol, Rodney Mullen, J.D. Sallinger, L. Ron Hubbard, Emma Watson/Hermione Granger, Girls who like talking about the Beatles, Audrey Tautou ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------..

Music:

I'm heaps eclectic and shit, meaning I listen to dance, techno... oh, and electro. Actually, I'll listen to anything retro or new wave. Pretty much just take any genre of popular music created in the last 50 years, attach one of the following prefixes to the genre name; "faux", "indie", "post", "retro", (or preferably a combination of the four), cap it off with a healthy dose of kitsch and/or irony, and that's what I listen to. Because everyone knows music is done better nowadays.

Hence, I'm not into "pop", "dance" or "rock", but rather "indie-pop", "retro-rock", and my all time favourite - "post-faux-retro-electro-indie-dance", check it out, it's totally awesome.

When it comes to music, it's also good to remember that it's passe to judge a band on their actual musical ability or creativity, but rather by the number of cardigans, retro ties and/or vests worn by the members of the band at any given time.

Hence the Beatles score a 0, as illustrated in this picture (I don't know what they were thinking with those crazy jackets, they look ridiculous, lol), and Van She score an impressive 6, as you can see here .

I think they call it Postmodernism.

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Apart from the expansive and diverse list of musical tastes I illustrated above, I also enjoy (read: actually like) The Beatles, The Clash, The Shins, Sufjan Stevens, Ryan Adams, The Libertines, Beck, Cat Power, David Bowie, Interpol, Pulp, The Strokes, Death Cab For Cutie, Johnny Cash, Babyshambles, The Velvet Underground, Jose Gonzalez, The Kinks, Bloc Party, Joy Division, Dirty Pretty Things, The Rolling Stones, Sonic Youth, Wilco, Snow Patrol, Blur, Franz Ferdinand, Prince, The Who, The Byrds, Of Montreal, Nick Drake, The Arcade Fire, AC Newman, The New Pornographers, The Postal Service, Sigur Ros, Belle and Sebastian, Rufus Wainwright, The Pixies, Hot Hot Heat, Jeff Buckley, Eazy E, NWA, The Pixies, The Streets, Hanson, Coldplay, The Futureheads, The Arctic Monkeys, Dungen, Okkervil River, Devendra Banhart, Matisyahu, The Boy Least Likely To, Roxy Music, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Depeche Mode, Rilo Kiley, We Are Scientists, Bob Dylan, The Kooks, Neko Case, David Brent, Captain Beefheart, Blondie, Youth Group

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski (I'm slowly discovering the Coen Brother's other works), Terry Gilliam's films, Garden State, Mean Girls, Magical Mystery Tour, Schindler's List, Thank You for Smoking, Lord of the Rings, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, or anything else by Lynch, anything by David Cronenberg

Television:

The Office, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Anything by John Safran, Arrested Development, The Chaser Shows, Scrubs, Ali G, Little Britain, The Colbert Report, The OC (my favourite guilty pleasure)

Books:

Harry Potter, Crime Fiction (especially Sherlock Holmes and Hardboiled), High Fidelity, The Catcher in the Rye, White Teeth, On Beauty, Crime and Punishment, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay,

Heroes:

Carl Barat, The Beatles, Prussian Blue, I like Bush but John Ashcroft is my true hero, Karl Rove, The AWB, Trent Lott, James Mercer, Bill Hicks, Harry Potter, Spiderman, Joe Strummer, Ray Davies, Gough Whitlam, Any Rockstar, Ricky Gervais, Larry David, Sufjan

My Blog

I review films from last year!!!!11

The internet is nowadays teeming with people who fancy themselves as self-made critics, and who aspire to provide, for the 3 people who make up their blog's total readership, biting and poignant analy...
Posted by Thomas on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

Album (Review) of the Year

Never has a reviewer more effectively captured the essence of what the record is really aboutCheck the Review here...
Posted by Thomas on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

Literary Self-Improvement Program

After updating my profile, I decided maybe it was time I actually started reading the great literary works of authors that I listed in my profile. So from now on I'm going to put up a list of novels, ...
Posted by Thomas on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:49:00 PST

Rock On

Hey, I'm taking suggestions for what type of band I should be in. I'm open to anything as long as its not Heavy Metal or Heavy Rock, Cock Rock (Limp Bizkit, Slipknot et al), U2, Green Day,  or Go...
Posted by Thomas on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:10:00 PST

Testing

Sorry, just trying to see if i can alternate colours for each different post
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First Cab off the Ranks

Sorry to those of you (by which I mean Kayleigh, not that she even cares) expecting an informative and entertaining glimpse into my life, but this is just to test the colour designs, I have no intenti...
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST