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michelle

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About Me

Michelle is a much loved southern housewife, princess, feminist, rebel, insecure, proud, broken, goddess, tiny ,beautiful, plump, liberal, gourmet cooking, in bed all day on high thread count sheets.She's lofty, brilliant, member of the daughter's of insane mothers club, bubble bath taking mommy.She's a reader a good books, and trashy super market tabloids.Straight and a lover of men but with lesbian fantasies.She has beautiful best friends, and keeps all their sad, crazy secrets.She's sneaky, goofy, listening to Eminem behind closed doors while mopping floors.Lover of babies and all things tiny.Michelle is a shameless seeker of the American dream, perfect domestic bliss, and to be a woman among women, but mostly she lays down sword and shield, and just hopes no one yells at her.A rescued hostage, and a believer that a man can save you(from yourself).An insomniac that sleeps too much,a terrible driver, but a divine justifier.Wishes she was punk rock and a total badass.Well she can throw one hell of a crying fit.Selfish, selfless, drama queen, tomato growing belle.Zit popping mother of sons who prayed for daughters.Young and old, cat collector, people collector, lazy, haggard,can tell you what's on the runway in Paris,but can't throw an outfit together, formidable angel.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sylvia Plath, Courtney Love, my husband at 12 yrs old, John Lennon, Gandhi, Coco Chanel, Marilyn Monroe, The Zodiac, John F. Kennedy, Jesus Christ, Ted Bundy, John Gotti, John Belushi, Paul McCartney, Martin Scorsese, Frida Kahlo, Nigella Lawson, John Lydon, Muhammad Ali, Jim Henson, Marie Antoinette, ELVIS, George Harrison, Janet Finch, Jane Frame, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ringo Starr, Sofia Coppola, Loretta Lynn, Beethoven, Kurt Cobain, Ann Rice, Leonard Cohen, FDR, Yoko ono, Tennessee Williams, Jack the Ripper, Gloria Steinhem, Steven Spielberg, Lady Diana Spencer, Joan of arc, Madonna, Martin Luther King, Stanley Kubrick, Nancy Spuengen, Lee Harvey Oswald, me at 17 yrs old, Nin, Abraham and Mary Todd Lincolnp://s207.photobucket.com/albums/bb309/mrstravisbickle 666/?action=view&current=Nude.jpg" target="_blank">

My Blog

The shower or the bath

Gentle reader,Let's begin with that it is very late. I was informed by an old and dear friend that my sentence structure is poor. So I have only to conclude he still wants me....bad. Sorry for the lon...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:02:00 GMT

Old lady realized

Gentle reader I have such mixed emotions about age. Part of me knows the other side is calling . The secret you see is that a true southern girl wants to be old. We dream of frying perfect chicken we...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:44:00 GMT

Jolene - The White Stripes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3-q-aoFZI
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:12:00 GMT

sleepy!

I'm so tired . I took my sleeping pill 8 hours ago, I don't think that mf is going to kick in. It is creepy to be up this late. If I am up at 4 am. I'm usually somewhere very wrong. Or something has g...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:13:00 GMT

husbands@ men in general

Ladies please love the men you know. You know , they think we hate them. The next time you see a man all sweaty and working on the road stop and think how sexy that is. Maybe if every man didn't think...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:04:00 GMT

Sylvia wrote it about me.

I Am VerticalBut I would rather be horizontal.I am not a tree with my root in the soilSucking up minerals and motherly loveSo that each March I may gleam into leaf,Nor am I the beauty of a garden bedA...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 15:07:00 GMT

HOT!

Gentle reader, Why is it so fucking hot? It's lay under a ceiling fan in your panties hot. Only southern women understand this heat. You can't cook. You can't think. You can't not want to bea...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 17:56:00 GMT

courtney love

     I love Courtney Love.  I don't know why.  My friends just look away and shake their heads.  They say things like "you love trashy blonds" and "you have the Yoko...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:44:00 GMT

rabbit rip

My cat took a huge chunk from the most lovely baby bunny. I have been struggling in vain to save it's life. It's dead. Maybe I was selfish to shake my beloved cat and scream until he let it go? Maybe ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 16:47:00 GMT

if

If I can stop one heart from breaking,I shall not live in vain;If I can ease one Life from Aching,Or cool one pain,Or help one fainting Robin,Unto his Nest again,I shall not live in vain. ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:17:00 GMT