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Randy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I love games, phsyical, mental, and Playstations. Final Fantasy VII is one of best games ever made. I like to shoot pool, play darts, cards, and dominoes. I'm very handy, I can do about anything with my hands. I'm single, never been married, no kids except for myself sometimes. I like to dance or at least try to dance. But mostly I'm just a homebody. As for work I use my handiness to make a decent living doing remodeling, home repair, and custom decks. I have very good working mind, very mechanically incline. I can figure out about anything, except the real hard stuff like quantum physics or women. I'm just a long, tall lanky Texan who still likes watching Saturday morning cartoons.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a lady who I can be comfortable around. To be myself with which isn't real exciting. A smart and witty person who's fast with a comeback. Likes to watch sciencetific and history shows on PBS, likes Japanese anime, and ofcourse sex. Someone to hang out with, to gel, and enjoy being alive with,who shares some of my interest. Someone who likes to dance, play video games, go to flea markets and garage sales, and dinner and a movie. A Tifa for my Cloud, if you know who they are then you would be a good match for me.

My Blog

The True Stories of Goldielocks and Jack and the Beanstalk

      These are stories of drugs, home invasions, robbery, and murder. Of how two kids seemingly innocent can be bold and vicious criminals.      The ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:56:00 GMT

The Crimes of Little Red Riding Hood

This is Sir Bullshitsalot the Duke of Randy corresponding from the Fairyland Bureau of Investigation headquaters. We are here with Ole King Cole the head of the FBI to talk about the disappearance of ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:55:00 GMT

The Humpty Dumpty Conspiracy

You all have heard the story. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men could not put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Yes, Humpty Dum...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:53:00 GMT