About Me
I'M A JOKER,A SMOKER & A MIDNIGHT TOKER,JACK OF ALL TRADES MASTER OF NONE,GOT AN A.A.S, BEEN TO A.A,N.A,C-76,NO STD,A MAN OF MANY VICES,WENT FROM RAGS TO RICHES,PUNK ROCKED,NO JOCK,WENT TO WOODSTOCK,NO FAG,SOMEONE SHOT MY ROOSTER,ALL MY FRIENDS WHO TRIED TO OUT DRINK OR OUTSMOKE ME DIED,I'M A WIERDO MAGNET,GIRLS WHO TRY TO OUTSMART ME END UP IN THE FETALE POSITION,I'M MOST CREATIVE WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE,I CAN SHOOT A LOAD IN A NANO SECOND (A HOOKER'S DREAM COME TRUE),I CLEAN UP WELL,I BELIEVE WHEN YOU WANT THE TRUTH OUT OF A WOMAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN THE ASSHOLE,THAT CAVEMEN TOOK THE RIGHT APPROACH TO MEETING WOMEN,THAT DEATH RACE 2000 SHOULD BE A REALTY SHOW,THE BOTTLE'S MY ONLY FRIEND,MY PROFILE'S BEEN HIGH JACKED,THEY CALL ME G-MONEY(I DON'T KNOW WHY,IS'NT HE THE GUY THAT GOT SMOKED IN NEW JACK CITY?),ARE GIRLS GOING TO E-MAIL ME BEFORE I'M IN THE BONEYARD,COCK BLOCKERS AND PLAYA HATERS BE WARNED..,I'VE GOT A COMPUTER VIRUS IN MY ARSONAL THAT CAN TURN YOUR PC INTO SWISS CHEESE AND GIVE YOU A SORE ON YOUR LIP AT THE SAME TIME!,A SNOWBALL'S GOTTA BETTER CHANCE IN HELL THEN YOU HAVE OF BEING MY FRIEND ON MYSPACE,IS THIS MY PROFILE OR MY EPITAPH?
