Welcome To Myspace
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My Name Is Brian Luznak! I'm A 26 Year Old Male Without Any Sex Appeal. Sorry, It's True. I'm Not Too Sexy For My Hat. I Have Brown/Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, I'm Six Foot, I Have An Average Build, And I'm Very Rough Looking. And Oh Yeah, I Respect Animals And The Way They Tend To Lick Themselves And That's One Of The Many Reasons Why I Choose Not To Eat Them. You Wanna Know What's Funny Though? I Tell People As A Joke That I'm A Vegetarian Not Because I Respect Animals But Because I Hate Plants And I Want To See Them All Die. I Think It's Pretty Funny. --- Now There Is Way More To Me Than That Which I Care To Put On Myspace, So I'll Leave A Brief Desription Below And Let You Decide Whether You Want To Get To Know Me Any Further.
I Love To Be Happy And To Make Others Happy As Well. I Also Love To Laugh And Cry And Sleep All At The Same Time And In The Vicinity Of Others. I Love Comedy And Music And Entertainment In General. I Think About Girls 99.9% Of The Time. The Rest Of The Time Is Filled With Dead Air And Blank Pages Of The Un-Aired Material Of My Life. Also I Make Room For Potatoes And Tomatoes, Thus Leaving About .04% Of Available Space In My Brain. Basically, This Is My Way Of Telling You That I Have Room For Rent. If You Decide You'd Like To Take Up Space In My Brain, Please Know That I Walk Around Naked Up There And You Will Have To Too. Also, I'm Behind On Laundry So You Will Have To Bring Detergent. And Oh Yeah, I'm A Believer In Mind Games And Love To Psych People Out By Stealing Their Lunches When They Are Not Looking.
So Who The Hell Am I Really? 1... 2... 3... --- The World Will Never Know. Just Kidding. Well If I Had To Go On Descriptive Words Alone, I'd Say I'm Funny, Smart, Tough, Sexy, And A Lover Not A Fighter. --- No More Nukes!!! --- On Top Of The Previously Mentioned Qualities, I'm Also At Times Shy, Quiet, Weird, Strange, And Different. Ok, More Often That Not I'm Probably Those Things. But Hey People, I'm Very Seldom Loud, Obnoxious, Mean, Angry, Or Upset. So I've Got That Going For Me. Other Than That, I'm Kind Of Laid Back. I Mean Basically, I Used To Be Community Involved And Politically Active But Now I Just Like To Sit Around The House And Throw Things At The Television Set.
Now Ladies, I'm Single And As Always, Looking. If You Think You Fit The Bill, Don't Be Afraid To Drop Me A Line. It Never Hurts To Be In Love. Also Do Me A Favor And Let Me Know If You Think You Hate My Guts And You Wish To See Me Die. You Wouldn't Be The First And You Won't Be The Last. The Last Will Probably Be A 5'4" China Man With Mushroom Fried Rice Balled Up In One Hand And A Rolled-Up Menu In The Other Yelling Profanities At Me In Mandarin Chinese.
If You Want To Learn More About Me, Please Stay A While. You Can Always Feel Free To Have A Good Look Around. I Very Rarely Ever Bite. Hey, Make Sure You Visit The Links On My Page And See What They Have To Offer. Also Please Invite All Your Hot Girlfriends To Come Over And Meet Me. But Most Importantly, Please Remember To Enjoy Your Stay Here At My Space And Come Back Whenever.
Where Are My Pants?
Customized Events
As You May Not Know, I Am A Dj And I Work For A Company Called Customized Events (AKA Digital Djz & Digital Dreamz Photography). If You're Looking For A Disc Jockey, Photographer, Or Party Ideas For Your Next Big Event Then Just Click The Customized Events Link Above.
ACORN
I Am Now A Very Proud Supporter Of An Organization Called ACORN. ACORN Stands For Association Of Community Organizations For Reform Now. What It Doesn't Stand For Are The Oppressive Powers Fighting Against Troubled Neighborhoods Across America. What It Doesn't Stand For Are The Big Guys Beating The Little Guys. What It Doesn't Stand For Is You Not Doing Anything To Help Your Neighborhood. Come Together And Be A Member Of A Group Fighting For Change. Come Together With ACORN.
The Green Party
Where Is The Pants Party?
You Hold The Answer To That Intriguing Question. I Have Included Above A Link To The Best Party In The World. Come With Me To A Place That's Green. The Green Party! You Got No Patience For People Who Only Think Of Themselves? You Got No Power Over How Things Get Done? You Got No Pants? That One I Can't Help You With. You Actually Do Have To Pants To Attend These Parties. Shirt And Shoes, However, Are A Completely Different Story Altogether...
Vote Green To Stay Clean!!!
People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals
I Have Included A Link Above To Perhaps One Of The Most Self-Less Organiztations In The World; People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals. If You Have Even An Ounce Of Heart, You Should At Least Visit The Site And Maybe Make A Donation. In The Long Run, The World's Outcome Will Be Determined By The Choices We All Make.
Digital Freethought
The Link Above Is A Portal Into A New World. If You Think You Know Everything, Then Just Take A Look Into This Book. The Digital Freethought Website Is Full Of Thinkers And Fundamentalists. This Is The Place To Be. Whether You're A Know It All Or A Wants To Know, Freethinking Is The Only Way To Grow.
My World View Map
I've included a link to a map that reveals how many people have visited my website and where the network says they did it. Sometimes it isn't always correct because a certain computer may be re-routed to another location. One time I looked it up and it showed I was browsing my own page in Washington, D.C when I was at home in Michigan. Another time it showed that I was in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. (I'm sure I was having fun out there.) Either way, most of the time it's right on the money and a pretty cool compliment to my page.
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times. Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness! Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite
You Are A Powdered Devil's Food Donut
A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image. On the inside you're a little darker, richer, and more complex. You're a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time. Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.
Your Emoticon Is Cool
You're not feeling particularly up or down, just relaxed and calm. You're ready for whatever is going to happen next!
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Where Are My Pants?"