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THE OPERATOR

I haven't entered a headline yet? WTF, Mate?

About Me

I sit in a confined room with multiple filing cabinets made of antique wood imported from the Swiss Alps. I don't know what is inside these cabinets because my master will forbid my usage of the internet if I violate this one and only rule. Internet usage is VERY critical to me because it is what I live for. It's the only thing I'm good at.

This is my job!

My Interests

Internetting, Uploading, Downloading, some Left and Rightloading(tee-hee) and Toy Dogs

I'd like to meet:

A sweet man who can give me a bigger office and my own damn filing cabinets that I can actually look inside. Something VERY beautiful must be inside those things. Possibly something of great worth, considering my master has 53 of them.

Music:

The person who made my computer put a small speaker inside and it plays this song that sounds like a whirring computer. The person who wrote that song must have a LOT of time on their hands because the song hasn't ended yet. You don't even want to know how long I have been couped in here either!

Movies:

Silent Films

Television:

I like the picture on the screen when the Television stations shut down for the evening. You know, the one that has just colored lines and has an endless high pitched tone...

Books:

Anything by Danielle Steel... just kidding

Heroes:

Bill Gates, and Gateway