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PAULITUS CONSTIPATUS

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I guess I love to hate.Sometimes it's all too much. When they make the virtual reality holodecks, I want to live in this scene forever.Vanity of vanities. I always try to remember: Inter Faeces et Urinam Nascimur. (We are born between piss and shit. - St. Augustine
This is from Steppenwolf, and with retty good animation:
This is my buddy's website:
www.politicaltheory.com
It belongs to bookforum now. If you're into the arts, philosophy, psychology, politics or anything close, check it out. He finds all the best links.
MyHeritage : Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph
Ignatius J. Reilly. Down to the last detail, except I live with my dad instead of my mom.
"I'd rather be sad without her than happy with anybody else." -
"I thank God that I am not young in so thoroughly finished a world." - Goethe, ie. "See ya, suckers!"
"I am conscious of a partly pathological hostility toward what is fashionable." - C.S. Lewis
"It took me all year, but I finally made you cry!" - 4th Grade teacher Sister Beatrice to Kurt (Sorry for goofing on you sister. Wherever you are, please pray for me.)
"I've drunk eighteen straight whiskies -- I think that's the record." - Dylan Thomas' alleged last words
"If you are really a product of a materialistic universe, how is it that you don't feel at home there?" - C.S. Lewis
Absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat. (To quarrel with a drunk is to wrong a man who is not even there.) - Roman Proverb
Verrà la morte e avrà i tuoi occhi. Death will come and it will have your eyes. - Cesare Pavese
Kill me again, or take me as I am, for I shall not change. - DeSade
It was when I was happiest that I longed most...The sweetest thing in all my life has been the longing...to find the place where all the beauty came from. - C.S. Lewis
Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world. - Pavese
Inter faeces et urinam nascimur.(We are born between piss and shit.) - St. Augustine
I've drunk eighteen straight whiskies -- I think that's the record. - Dylan Thomas' alleged last words
In every society, the rich are the scum of the earth. - G.K. Chesterton
The great lovers will always be unhappy, because for them love is great and so they ask of their beloved the same intensity of thought that they have for her – otherwise they feel betrayed. - Cesare PaveseI said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope. - T.S. EliotThe heart has reasons that reasons cannot know. - Blaise Pascal.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"I am moved by fancies that are curled, around these images and cling - the notion of some infinitely gentle, infinitely suffering thing." - T.S. Eliot, from Preludes Dark-haired, wistful waifs and gamines. And girls who look like Al Pacino. AND...Anouk Aimee, Adriana Asti, Kathy Najimy, Christy Turlington, Marisa Tomei, Susan Sarandon, Talia Balsam, Kristy McNichols, Juliette Greco, Mistress Raven
Also Carl Jung, Schopenauer, Philip Larkin, Dante, Jesus, Cesare Pavese, but all those guys are dead and gone. Maybe Jesus will happen, after i'm filled with chemicals and buried. I doubt it.
More likely to wind up in one of the outer circles of hell. Oh boy.
As for girls, I realize that some inner sickness and a large dose of stupidity has doomed to me a lifetime of "relationships" straight out of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" Actually, I'd be lucky to be part of that relationship. At least they did love each other.

My Blog

Leonard Cohen, Abortion lyric on Roe Anniversary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKaLxn19Z18 "Kill another fetus now. We don't like children anyhow. I've seen the future, brother, and it's murder."
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:36:00 GMT

"Sham-Wow Update" or "Sham-Wow WOW"

    To recap: my sister had found out about a store in Manhattan called "As Seen on TV" which sells products advertised on tv that are ordinarily only sent by mail.&...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:20:00 GMT

Some Humans Ain't Human - John Prine; best line included

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPS9a5zqVs "Have you ever noticed, when you're feeling real good, There's always a pigeon, to come shit on your hood?"
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:23:00 GMT

FOR SALE: My HANUKKAH MIX ’78 cassette tape

This has generated some interest in other venues; so I'm thinking I can get at least $120 for it. Has Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond duet on "Oseh Shalom" and The Ramones doing "The Dreidel Song." Als...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:06:00 GMT

I knew they had an evil union. It’s time to wage war on the AGU!!!

Enough negotiating. Mike, if you read this, call me. It's time to break this union! ..Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:28:00 GMT

DailyDirge:Volume 1,Song 2, w/ guest appearance by Nietzsche

     The second of the daily dirges.     This episode comes with a quote. Neitzsche: "The thought of suicide is a great consolation; by means of it, one gets th...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:45:00 GMT

SuicideWatch Song of the Day, Premiere Edition, Volume 1, Song 1

     Without a job, I'm thinking I need some more routine in my life. Coffee in the morning, whiskey in the afternoon, and nightly episodes of gluttony- mostly involving a box of E...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:41:00 GMT

In Defense of Sex with Blow-Up Dolls

I did this once to practice before I slept with a girl I'd been dating. I wanted to see how many in-and-outs I could do without fading. It's like track work. A few nights of this, along with no mastur...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:24:00 GMT

"Do it like the Fonz would do it." - Neil Diamond w/ Henry Winkler

I've heard this dozens of times on the Love at the Greek album, but now I get to see it. Just skip ahead to 4:30 and watch for a minute. I'm pretty sure Winkler is mortified, but he plays along. If yo...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Latka vs. Borat Continues! (Borat’s actually involved in this one.)

I never thought I'd use this expression, but "Oh no he DIDN'T." YouTube user TrianonTruth dropped the B-bomb, introducing the subject of Borat to the Romania vs. Hungary battle. It probably doesn...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:47:00 GMT