Leonard Cohen, Abortion lyric on Roe Anniversary |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKaLxn19Z18
"Kill another fetus now.
We don't like children anyhow.
I've seen the future, brother, and it's murder." Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:36:00 GMT |
"Sham-Wow Update" or "Sham-Wow WOW" |
To recap: my sister had found out about a store in Manhattan called "As Seen on TV" which sells products advertised on tv that are ordinarily only sent by mail.&... Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:20:00 GMT |
Some Humans Ain't Human - John Prine; best line included |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPS9a5zqVs
"Have you ever noticed, when you're feeling real good,
There's always a pigeon, to come shit on your hood?" Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:23:00 GMT |
FOR SALE: My HANUKKAH MIX ’78 cassette tape |
This has generated some interest in other venues; so I'm thinking I can get at least $120 for it. Has Barry Manilow and Neil Diamond duet on "Oseh Shalom" and The Ramones doing "The Dreidel Song." Als... Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:06:00 GMT |
I knew they had an evil union. It’s time to wage war on the AGU!!! |
Enough negotiating. Mike, if you read this, call me. It's time to break this union!
..Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:28:00 GMT |
DailyDirge:Volume 1,Song 2, w/ guest appearance by Nietzsche |
The second of the daily dirges. This episode comes with a quote. Neitzsche: "The thought of suicide is a great consolation; by means of it, one gets th... Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
SuicideWatch Song of the Day, Premiere Edition, Volume 1, Song 1 |
Without a job, I'm thinking I need some more routine in my life. Coffee in the morning, whiskey in the afternoon, and nightly episodes of gluttony- mostly involving a box of E... Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:41:00 GMT |
In Defense of Sex with Blow-Up Dolls |
I did this once to practice before I slept with a girl I'd been dating. I wanted to see how many in-and-outs I could do without fading. It's like track work. A few nights of this, along with no mastur... Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:24:00 GMT |
"Do it like the Fonz would do it." - Neil Diamond w/ Henry Winkler |
I've heard this dozens of times on the Love at the Greek album, but now I get to see it. Just skip ahead to 4:30 and watch for a minute. I'm pretty sure Winkler is mortified, but he plays along. If yo... Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:05:00 GMT |
Latka vs. Borat Continues! (Borat’s actually involved in this one.) |
I never thought I'd use this expression, but "Oh no he DIDN'T."
YouTube user TrianonTruth dropped the B-bomb, introducing the subject of Borat to the Romania vs. Hungary battle. It probably doesn... Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:47:00 GMT |