Ashley

I guess this is the part where I write all of the funny stuff so everyone laughs and giggles and says "he's funny!" Well...are you laughing? So here I sit, wondering what's going down in cow town! Hope everyone is well and drop me a line if you would like to have a laugh. Since graduating from university 5 years ago, I've lived and worked in over 16 countries around the world, including Korea, Japan, Bahamas, Cayman Islands, St.Maarten, St.Barts, Jamaica etc.....I've been DJing, teaching kindergarten, bartending, sailing on yachts and anything else not considered a 'real' job. Well, I guess there is nothing left to do but call Lloyd Banks and get this mother fucker crunked...er...wait.....I'm white...sorry